“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight”
Whoever has ever been in a long-term relationship, or if you are dealing with one right now, knows that couples fight about the dumbest of things. The things that are so petty, that it’s almost borderline catastrophically silly. We all have been there and regretted later for wasting our energy into the meaningless fights instead of reserving it for better sex. But we are human and we can’t just ignore poking at the significant others for their annoying habits, can we?
Recently people shared stories of their funny fights under the hashtag of #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout on Twitter and we can’t stop laughing at how silly we can be ever since! From the most common fights over choosing the ‘better’ side of the bed to change the toilet paper rolls, these everyday couple conflicts perfectly describe how the stupid arguments are part and parcel of every ‘couple life’, everywhere in the world.
Scroll down to pick your favourite!
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Top 10 ROFL worthy #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout
The empty toilet paper roll doesn’t reincarnate by itself, people!
Why it’s so difficult to replace the toilet paper after it’s gone. #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout
— Just Kristen ♀️ (@kristenRN202) January 21, 2018
It’s only 5% cute and 299% annoying
Snoring.. he snores too loud but he denies he snores…
— ƇαƖƖισρєMσση (@chellemybell22) January 21, 2018
From Mrs Funnyones to all of us, please, please, please!
#StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout putting the toilet seat down
— HEATHER! (@HeatherBVB11) January 22, 2018
Be damned, you!
Why the person who takes the garbage out can’t put a bag back in can.
— Bamafide70 (@bamalovetc14) January 21, 2018
You can’t win this battle. Ever!
“Do I look fat?”
“No babe, you look great”
“Why are you lying to me!!??”
— Mia Cortesse (@Miacortesse) January 21, 2018
It’s a treason that cannot be forgiven
Definitely when they cheat on you by watching tv shows without you.
— unicorns donuts (@UnicornsDonuts) January 21, 2018
Move! That’s my side!
Which side of the bed to sleep on #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout
— Eric Siegler (@LVGambler123) January 21, 2018
When our body temperature isn’t in sync
I am ALWAYS cold.
He is ALWAYS hot.
— A m a n d a (@Mrs_Shand) January 21, 2018
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The struggle is real, people!
Who is going to get back out of bed to turn the light off. #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout
— Alexia Sapounas (@funpun32) January 21, 2018
Because we know better (supposedly)!
— Steve Oh (@pumpkinheadrd) January 21, 2018
Which one do you think is the most hilarious one? We can’t wait to know!