1. Who would rise and who would fall
if husband is short and wife is tall?
2. Would life be a total mess
is she earns more and he earns less?
3. If she could drive and he could not
Would it really matter a lot?
4. If she went to work and he stayed home
would it tickle the world’s funny bone?
5. If she didn’t thread her moustache and his face was silky smooth
would giggles on grooming be considered rude?
6. If he was a teetotaller and she drank the beer
who’d be bracketed under the queer?
7. If her parents stayed with them and his never did
who would then blow the lid?
8. If her name was first in the joint bank account
to how many furrowed eyebrows would that amount?
9. If she popped the question first and he smiled and looked away
oh my God, what would people say?
10. If baarat comprised the family of the girl
Would his entire life be in a whirl?
Would people really ever stop
Because all these people talk a lot!