1. Beta shaadi karle, responsibility aa jayegi
2. Teri umar nikli jaa rahi hai
3. Beta, marne se pehle mein teri bachhon ki shakal dekhna chahti hoon
4. Saare friends ki shaadi ho gayee, tu bhi karle
5. Tu shaadi nahi karega toh chhoti behen ka number kaise aayega?
6. Jab main tumhare umar ki thee, I already had 3 children.
7. Duniya kya kahegi, ki ghar mein kunwari ladki baithi hai.
8. Somvaar ka vrat rakha karo, acha pati milega
9. Beta, gay hona fashion mein hai. Tum ho kya?
10. Koi ladki mann mein hai toh bolo. Hum Log baat baat karte hai.
11. Ek friend ke cousin sister ki achhi beti hai. Baat chalau kya?
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