1. Buy glycerine and cry on command until you have surpassed Parvati in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki.
2. Give the silent treatment and aim for resilience of a thousand Jain monks during Maun Vrat
3. Appeal to his gastronomical desires: Load him with maa ke haath ka khana
4. Channel your inner Tulsi and please your mother-in-law while simultaneously pocketing your husband
5. Withhold sex until you get your Goan break from your in-laws!Published in