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5 tips on how to make yourself the ultimate arranged marriage material

Tips to turn yourself into the perfect material for an Indian arranged marriage
Shy Indian bride

Are you tired of trying to find your own life partner and want to hand off the responsibility to your parents instead? After all, it is they who insist that you should ‘settle down’…

We have some tips on how you can transform yourself into the perfect Indian bride for an arranged marriage to increase the chances of success.

1. Pull a Michael Jackson and take your fairness into your own hands. Skip the fairness creams go straight for the bleaching agents.

2. Embrace your inner aunty. Plan a trip to the Middle East for appropriate clothing

3. See anyone above 60, rush for their feet!

4. Wake up everyday and chant: “I’m a teetotaller, my lungs are as smoke free as the Kanchan Janga and my passions include cooking, sewing and assisting senior citizens.”

5. And finally, emotionally blackmail your dad into breaking all his fixed deposits for your ‘destination wedding’, paid for by the bride’s side OF COURSE.

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  1. I just want to testify to the great work of Dr Mack, i had problem with my boyfriend which result to a break up and this gave me sleepless night, but when things were not moving as i have planned, i had no other choice than to give it a try and behold, it worked well for me and now i have my lover back. All thanks to dr_mack @yahoo. com restoring my happiness back

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