How to make yourself ultimate arranged marriage material

Here’s the ultimate guide to make you a perfect arranged marriage material to get your ‘Mr. Right’ groom.

Ditch the fairness creams and go for bleach instead. Throw away all your pretty LBDs and fabulous shorts, and bring out your inner auntie to excel in the arranged matrimony scene. Practise yoga to be flexible enough to dive for the feet of anyone who is above 60. Practise telling yourself and the world that you faint at the sight of alcohol and cigarettes, and cooking, sewing and assisting senior citizens are your only passions. Brush up your emotional blackmailing skills to get your father to sponsor a ‘destination wedding’.

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