Himanshu Parmar or @Madan_Chikna, as he is known to Twitterati, has been making waves for a while now with his earthy humour which he shares through his hilarious tweets. Team Bono teamed up with him and we have for you his 20 of his funniest tweets on marriage and couple relationships. Have some light laughs!
1. Any male who has gone shopping for fabric with his mom/sis/girlfriend or wife will vouch here that Madan_Chikna has nailed it with this one!
Girls while shopping
Picks 1 thing
👧:Yeh design mein dusra colour hai?
●Boy gets colour options●
👧:Yeh colour mein dusra design hai?
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) April 17, 2016
2. Oh ho…
Mere pati ka sirf naam hi Vishaal hai 🙁 – A frustrated wife
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) December 20, 2013
3. Kahani ghar ghar ki?
Waiting for wife from last 20 min in car.. She said she is coming in 5 min..
I knew she was week in math and I was always week in English.
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) June 12, 2016
4. Sometimes when the missus won’t let you watch a match, you can outsmart her in some way!
Wife: Pura din cricket cricket, let's go for movie ya.
Me: Okay darling, let's go.
*Takes her for MS Dhoni The Untold Story*
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) October 9, 2016
5. It may backfire though …
●Visits at wife's place●
Sasuma: Jamai ke liye aasan lao
Wife: Areh usmein kya.. unko chalega
●Sala visits my place●
Wife: Aasan laao koi
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) July 28, 2016
6. Stuck in traffic and wife’s temper is rising?
Me: 2 hrs wasted in traffic 😢
Wife: Who told you to travel via this road 😡
Me: Your Dad 😠
Wife: I love spending time with you in a car 🙂
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) October 16, 2016
7. Does she love her phone?
When wife is on the call. pic.twitter.com/RD2ry4onW1
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) January 21, 2017
8. Yes it does… and will continue to do so.
Wife don't like whatever I buy for her, but when I take her for shopping my opinion becomes the most important thing. 😐
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) January 27, 2017
9. And that’s how he lived happy ever after…
How to make Mom and Wife Happy:
Assure them that the dish which we had in hotel was not so good compared to which you made fews days back.
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) March 14, 2017
10. Else, things can get a tad out of hand.
Your Wife ◆ You ◆ Your Mom
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) July 13, 2016
11. But then he knows when to quote the ‘Mahatma’
Wife: You're not that same person whom I loved. You've changed. 😥
Me: Be the change you wish to see in this world. 😛
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) April 6, 2017
12. Sometimes life gets scary…
I don't have any problem when my wife talks for hours with her parents. Problem starts when she says, “Ek min, inse baat karo”.
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) April 27, 2017
13. And the bad luck continues…
●Check mate situation●
When wife asks: Can I take your cellphone?
You can't say No, you can't ask Why.
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) June 10, 2017
14. But he has the economics of marriage figured out.
Before Marriage – ST(Mom), VAT(Dad), Excise, Octroi, etc (Sibling)
After Marriage: #OneNationOneTax (Wife)
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) July 1, 2017
15. He has some seriously useful life hacks for men.
3 ways to fart in Sasuraal-
1. Laugh loudly n fart.
2. Play a song loudly in mobile n fart.
3. Pinch one kid n make him cry n fart.
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) July 3, 2015
16. The missus has a sense of humour too!
Pati:Khana kya bana rahi ho?
Patni: chicken, biryani,butter roti & dal makhni aur saath chilled beer.
Pati:Khana bana rahi ho,ya chutiya?
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) January 15, 2014
17. Ha ha!
When she says, “I am fine.” pic.twitter.com/E0dcjztC2L
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) July 25, 2017
18. The man has principles.
No matter if its 5 years, 10 years or 18 years. If any husband catches his wife red handed while having Chaini Khaini he will divorce her.
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) March 28, 2016
19. Profound stuff man! No seriously.
Chemistry between Daughter-in-Law and Mother-in-Law is more important than chemistry between Husband and Wife in a joint family.
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) September 26, 2015
20. Else things can escalate real fast…
Your Mom | You | Your Wife
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) March 6, 2016
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