This is not even scratching the tip of an iceberg. A complex mystery which could never be solved by any man – the woman’s mind.
Many took off to the Himalayas, rather than spend their energies in unraveling the complicated knots of a woman’s thoughts.
However, a lesser mortal (me) takes a shot at it.
1. “I am surprised that I could think of having an extramarital affair!”
2. “He doesn’t understand me like you do.”
She means: He thinks there are better investment options than diamond jewellery!
3. “I married under family pressure.”
She means: My boyfriend was a loser. My dad chose my husband as he was well settled.
4. The biggest complaint…
She says: “With you I can be myself.”
She means: For some reason, he doesn’t take me bitching about his mom, in the right spirit.
5. “He doesn’t appreciate me a bit!”
She means: He actually thought for like thirty seconds before responding to a simple, ‘do I look fat in pink’?
6. “The sex is so mechanical! I just want to be done with it.”
She means: He asks for a blowjob when I ask him to go down on me!
7. “He doesn’t even call to check on me.”
She means: Thank goodness for his trust, else I could not have been here with you!
8. “I wish we had separated before the kids were born.”
She means: Kids love him. He is a perfect dad!
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9. “I wish we had met earlier.”
She means: I might have been having this affair with him then!