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When your partner gets too drunk at a party

Team Bonobology February 19, 2020
Team Bonobology February 19, 2020
Drunk at a party

Enjoying a fun night out with your partner until s/he had one too many? Here are a few things you thoughts may have…

1. No salsa or slow dance for me now…

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2. No midnight cafe binging because your partner is no longer capable of acceptable social behaviour!

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3. Can’t bitch about the party, without bitching about my partner AKA the drunken mess tonight. 

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4. Once home, I will be vitcim to my partner’s drunken throwing up!

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5. No deep intimate conversation for me because my partner has the silliest expression on his face!

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6. No pillow talk because of the slurring

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7. His emotional intelligence goes for a toss and his polite ‘want to come with me for a run tomorrow?’ offensively becomes  ‘lose some weight fatso!’

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8. No beauty sleep because of the loud snoring!

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9. I’ll have to navigate through my outfit’s maze of buttons, hooks and zips alone as he passes out like a log!

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10. …but most importantly, NO SEX TONIGHT!

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5 comments

Raksha Bharadia October 3, 2017 - 3:48 pm

@kritagya-daarshanik Interesting to know a man’s pop! Hahahaha!

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Tina October 3, 2017 - 3:44 pm

This is so funny!

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Janani Ravindran October 3, 2017 - 1:04 pm

Ha ha such a funny article!

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Kritagya Daarshanik October 3, 2017 - 10:44 am

“I’ll have to navigate through the maze of buttons, hooks and zips alone as he passed out like a log!” This one can however keep one away from beyond the third peg I guess!

I’m over optimistic!

– Kritagya Daarshanik (Haywire Chronology)

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Kritagya Daarshanik October 3, 2017 - 10:41 am

Quite contrary to #10 – drunken sex can be awesome! Unless of course it’s I just puked over all my fellas kind of drunk!

I’m optimistic!

– Kritagya Daarshanik (Haywire Chronology)

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