Enjoying a fun night out with your partner until s/he had one too many? Here are a few things you thoughts may have…
1. No salsa or slow dance for me now…
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2. No midnight cafe binging because your partner is no longer capable of acceptable social behaviour!
3. Can’t bitch about the party, without bitching about my partner AKA the drunken mess tonight.
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4. Once home, I will be vitcim to my partner’s drunken throwing up!
5. No deep intimate conversation for me because my partner has the silliest expression on his face!
6. No pillow talk because of the slurring
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7. His emotional intelligence goes for a toss and his polite ‘want to come with me for a run tomorrow?’ offensively becomes ‘lose some weight fatso!’
8. No beauty sleep because of the loud snoring!
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9. I’ll have to navigate through my outfit’s maze of buttons, hooks and zips alone as he passes out like a log!
10. …but most importantly, NO SEX TONIGHT!
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@kritagya-daarshanik Interesting to know a man’s pop! Hahahaha!
This is so funny!
Ha ha such a funny article!
“I’ll have to navigate through the maze of buttons, hooks and zips alone as he passed out like a log!” This one can however keep one away from beyond the third peg I guess!
I’m over optimistic!
– Kritagya Daarshanik (Haywire Chronology)
Quite contrary to #10 – drunken sex can be awesome! Unless of course it’s I just puked over all my fellas kind of drunk!
I’m optimistic!
– Kritagya Daarshanik (Haywire Chronology)