Mphatso 20 Zoseketsa Kwa Maanja - Malingaliro Amphatso Yachikondwerero Chaukwati

Kodi mukuganiza kuti mphatso za tsiku laukwati ziyenera kukhala zatanthauzo komanso zachikhalidwe? Inu simungakhoze kukhala olakwa kwambiri. Mutha kusankha mphatso zoseketsa kuti maanja abweretse kuseka ndi chisangalalo pakati pa awiriwa. Tikudziwitsani za mphatso za gag za maanja zomwe awiri omwe mumawakonda angakonde kwambiri.

Mphatso imafunika kuganiza kwambiri, makamaka ngati munthuyo ali pafupi ndi inu. Zimakhala zovuta kwambiri ngati mukugulira banja chifukwa muyenera kuwonetsetsa kuti mphatsoyo imakondedwa ndi onse awiri. Njira yabwino yosankha mphatso muzochitika zotere ndiyo kuchita zinthu zoseketsa, zopepuka, zomwe zimathetsa kukangana kwakanthawi.

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Ngati banjali lili pafupi nanu, ndiye kuti mutha kuyang'ana mitundu yonse ya malingaliro oseketsa a mphatso kwa maanja popanda kusamala kuti musawakhumudwitse. Tikukhulupirira kuti mumatopa kupereka mphatso zomwezo mobwerezabwereza. Zodzikongoletsera zakale, zonunkhiritsa, ndi mawotchi omwewo. Mutha kudumpha mphatso zotere zotopetsa, zachifundo ndikusintha ndi mndandanda wazomwe zili pansipa mphatso zokumbukira kwa mabanja.

1. Chivundikiro cha pilo chosinthika 

Chivundikiro cha pilo ichi ndi imodzi mwa mphatso zabwino kwambiri za gag kwa maanja kapena njovu zoyera mphatso kuti adzakonda. Ndi za nthawi zomwe m'modzi wa iwo safuna kugonana. Mothandizidwa ndi chivundikiro cha pilo ichi, tsopano ali ndi njira yodabwitsa yonenera izi kwa mnzawo. Mbali imodzi ya pilo imati "Usiku uno (whoohoo)" mwachisangalalo ndipo mbali inayo imati "Osati usikuuno (pepani)" pamodzi ndi emoji yosweka mtima. Ndi zabwino kwambiri, sichoncho?

• Zopangidwa ndi polyester yapamwamba, yofewa komanso yolimba
• Kukongoletsa kwabwino kwa sofa, sofa, chipinda chogona, chipinda chochezera, ofesi, kalabu, ndi zina.
• Kusamba kwa makina/kusamba m'manja m'madzi ozizira
• Imabwera ndi kutsegulidwa kwa zipper kosawoneka 

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2. Apuloni ya maanja

Gawanani kuseka kwabwino ndi banjali mukawapatsa apuloni osindikizidwa awa. Ma apuloni amalembedwa kuti "Ndimakonda mabasi ake" ndi "Ndimakonda nyama yake". Ndi imodzi mwa mphatso zaukwati zosayenera komanso zoseketsa kwa maanja omwe mudawadziwa kwa nthawi yayitali. Awiriwa amathera nthawi yabwino kukhitchini kuphika zakudya zomwe amakonda. Mphatso zoseketsa zotere za maanja zidzawathandiza kuwonjezera chisangalalo ndi chikondi m'moyo wawo watsopano. 

• Amateteza ku kutaya, mafuta, ndi madontho a chakudya 
• Ma apuloni amapangidwa ndi zinthu zapamwamba kwambiri, za thonje la polyester
• Ili ndi matumba akulu awiri kuti zida zanu zakukhitchini zikhale zokonzeka
• Ma apuloni onse amabwera ndi tayi yosinthika pakhosi komanso tayi yayitali m'chiuno yamitundu yonse ndi kukula kwake.

3. Masewera a makadi a maanja 

Masewerawa ndi opambana kwambiri ndipo adadabwitsa anthu ku Buzzfeed, Glamour, ndi Refinery 29. Awa ndi masewera omwe amaseweredwa pakati pa amuna kapena akazi okhaokha. Zimatengera zochitika zomwe zimabwera pakati pa inu ndi mnzanuyo, kuwasandutsa zinthu zoseketsa mumasewera a makadi awa, ndikuyambitsa zosangalatsa, kuseka, ndi njira mumitundu yonse. Mphatso zotere zomwe zimaperekedwa kwa maanja zimatha kubweretsa chisangalalo komanso kusakhazikika m'moyo wa banja lililonse. 

• Osewera 2 okha, 18+ adalangizidwa
• Makhadi 54 osintha moyo paubwenzi
• Amapereka mwayi kwa osewera 27 kukakamizana wina ndi mnzake kuchita zinthu zosiyanasiyana zodabwitsa

4. Chowerengera nthawi yachimbudzi

Zowoneka pawonetsero wotchuka Shark thanki, timer toilet iyi imachita zomwe dzinali likunena. Chowerengera chamchenga chimayenda pafupifupi mphindi zisanu. Palibenso nthawi yopuma yosambira ya mphindi 40. Ndi mphatso yabwino kwa iwo omwe amakonda kukhala mu bafa ngakhale ntchitoyo itatha. 

• Kuti mukhazikitse chowerengera, tembenuzani chipangizocho madigiri 360 molunjika, chikhazikitseni pansi, chitani bizinesi yanu, ndikutuluka. 
• Ili ndi zomangamanga zolimba
• Ndi nthawi yoti mupite kapena kutsika mumphika miyendo isanagone
• Makina apadera amayambiranso nthawi yomweyo osafunikira kugwedezeka

5. Belu la desiki la ' kiss me'

Onjezaninso pang'ono muubwenzi wa awiriwa ndi belu lofiirira la 'ring for kiss' lakutsogolo. Imeneyi ndi imodzi mwa mphatso zabwino kwambiri zachikondwerero cha maanja chifukwa belu lofiirira lidzapanga phokoso lodziwika bwino, lomveka bwino kuti alengeze nthawi yoti agone. 

• Belu la 'Kiss me' litha kugwiritsidwanso ntchito ngati choyambira patebulo paphwando lachinkhoswe kapena ukwati kulimbikitsa ongokwatirana kumene kuonetsa chikondi chawo chamuyaya ndikupsompsona.
• Belu la desk limapanga phokoso lalikulu, lomveka bwino 
• Belu laling'ono lofiirira la desikili limapangidwa ndi chitsulo cha alloy ndi maziko akuda
• Ili ndi zilembo zakuda zakuda zosindikizidwa kutsogolo zomwe zimati "Ring for a KISS"

6. Koperani seti

Iyi ndi imodzi mwa mphatso zabwino kwambiri za gag kwa maanja omwe amangochita maphwando apanyumba. Gome lawo silidzakhala lotopetsa akamasangalatsa alendo ndi ma coasters awa. Iwo akhoza sewera 'Sindinayambe ndakhalapo' ndi kuphulika. Ndi njira yosangalatsa yokumbutsa anthu kuti asunge zakumwa zawo patebulo ndikusekanso pang'ono kwaulere.

• Ma seti 6 awa a ceramic coasters amayamwa kwambiri ku chinyezi chonse cha magalasi ndi makapu anu
• Izi zimapangitsa tebulo lanu kukhala lopanda banga nthawi zonse
• Chovala chilichonse chokongoletsera chimakhala ndi nsonga zosasunthika kuti ziteteze nsonga za mipando
• Ma rustic coasters awa azitha kukula makapu ndi magalasi

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7. Masewera akumwa achikulire

Pamene awiriwa akhala ndi tsiku lotanganidwa kuntchito, mphatsoyi idzaonetsetsa kuti amamasuka ndikumaliza tsikulo bwino. Chilankhulo ndi choyera, mayankho ndi oyera, koma malingaliro awo ndi odetsedwa. Ndi malamulo ake osavuta komanso kusewera mwachangu, ziyambitsa phwando lawo posachedwa. Malingaliro amphatso angapo otere adzawathandiza kudziwana bwino ndikukhala ndi nthawi yabwino. Itha kuseweredwanso ndi anzanu komanso abale. 

• Masewera aukhondo kwambiri padziko lonse lapansi
• Seti imaphatikizapo makhadi 112 athunthu mu paketi yabwino yoyendera
• Makhadi 56 amasewera (5 zolozera zachabechabe ndi yankho limodzi loyera pa khadi lililonse) kuphatikiza makadi ogoletsa 56
• Imabwera ndi ma decks 2 amakhadi - owunikira, mayankho, ndi zigoli

8. Mabobbleheads makonda

Iyi ndi imodzi mwamphatso zabwino kwambiri za gag kwa maanja momwe mungapangire mitundu yawo yaying'ono moseketsa. Ma bobbleheads awa amawonetsa chilichonse chaching'ono. Amakhala ndi mawonekedwe owoneka bwino, mawonekedwe amaso owoneka bwino, penti yolondola, zokongoletsera zokongola, komanso tsitsi losakhwima. Mphatso yosangalatsa komanso yoganizira kwambiri yomwe singoyang'ana maso, komanso yoyambira kukambirana.

• Dinani batani la 'sinthani makonda tsopano', kenako perekani zithunzi ndi zina zambiri
• Mutu wa chithunzicho utatha, adzakutumizirani chithunzicho kuti chitsimikizidwe
• Mukakhala okondwa ndi bobblehead yonse, idzatumizidwa mosamala ku adilesi yanu
• 100% yopangidwa ndi manja

9. The Love Mop

Iyi ndi imodzi mwamphatso zoseketsa kwa maanja momwe zimachitira zomwe dzinali likunena. Love Mop idapangidwa mwadala kuti iyeretse pambuyo pa kugonana. Simukufuna kugwiritsa ntchito zina mwachisawawa - zovala zamkati, zopukutira ana, zomatira. Nsalu zochapira? Zochepa kwambiri. Tawulo lamanja? Chachikulu kwambiri. Chofunika kwambiri, zinthuzo zimapangidwa kuti zimwe madzi, osati inu-mukudziwa-chiyani. 

• Ndi yofewa, yofewa, komanso imayamwa mokwanira pazochitika zilizonse
• Zokongoletsedwa ndi logo ya 'chidebe chachikondi' kuti muwonjezere kusewera kwachigololo, simudzasokoneza ndi matawulo anu ena aliwonse.
• Imabwera mu bokosi lamphatso la pepala la kraft, lokonzeka kuperekedwa ngati mphatso yokongola komanso yosangalatsa yachigololo
• Terry wokhuthala komanso wonyezimira wa ulusi wawiri amayamwa kwambiri, kukusiyani kukhala omasuka komanso owuma, kukonzekera kusangalala

10. Magalasi owombera

Zotsimikizika kupangitsa aliyense kuseka, iyi ndi imodzi mwa mphatso zabwino kwambiri za Khrisimasi kwa maanja. Magalasi owombera ali ndi galasi wandiweyani komanso m'mphepete mwake. Limodzi la magalasi owomberawo limati "Ndimakonda mabasi ake" ndipo lina limati "Ndimakonda mfuti zake". Taganizirani nthawi imene akutsegula bokosilo, n’kumawerenga mawu osangalatsa, n’kuseka. Monga amanenera nthawi zonse, maanja omwe amamwa pamodzi, amakhala pamodzi. Yakwana nthawi yoti musiye kukhazikika pamphatso zotopetsa komanso zapagulu ndikupita kumphatso zopenga zamabanja.

• Galasi lowoneka bwinoli limatha kusunga mpaka 1.75 oz wa mowa womwe mungasankhe
• Chotsukira mbale-otetezeka
• Chojambula chosindikizidwa chidzawonetsedwa kutsogolo kwa galasi lowombera monga chithunzi
• Chizindikiro chokhazikika chimapanga mawonekedwe owoneka bwino, okhalitsa, komanso opanda lead

11. Kitchen towel set

Kutha malingaliro a mphatso zoseketsa za Khrisimasi kwa maanja? Nayi ina yabwino yomwe ingakweze bwino mawonekedwe akhitchini yawo. Matawulo akukhitchini ndi chothandizira choyeretsera m'nyumba iliyonse. Bwanji osawapatsa china chake chomwe angayang'ane ndikuseka pamene akuyeretsa malo otayirapo? Ndi thaulo la kukhitchini lomwe limapangitsa awiriwa kumwetulira.

• Matawulo onse amapangidwa ndi thonje 100%.
• Imakhala ndi zithunzi zokongola komanso zoseketsa pamatawulo onse 4
• Kuyeretsa kosavuta ndi makina ochapira

12. Kandulo yonunkhira ya citrus ndi lavenda

Kandulo yokhala ndi mawu oseketsa imapanga njira yapadera yopangitsa okwatiranawo kuseka mokweza. Iyi ndi imodzi mwamphatso zaukwati zoseketsa kwa maanja monga momwe kusindikizira kumati: “Kandulo iyi ikayatsidwa, ndipatseni d*ck”.

• Kandulo wonunkhira amapangidwa ndi manja ndi sera yapamwamba ya soya ndi mafuta onunkhira
• Sera ya soya imayaka bwino komanso yaukhondo komanso ndiyothandiza pachilengedwe
• Sera ikhoza kutsukidwa mosavuta mumtsuko ndi madzi otentha a sopo, ndipo mtsuko ukhoza kugwiritsidwanso ntchito kapena kukonzanso.
• Pafupifupi maola 35 akuyaka nthawi

13. Galasi la vinyo

Maanja omwe amamwa limodzi amakhala limodzi eti? Izi ndi mphatso zoseketsa kwa maanja omwe ali zidakwa mosasamala. Magalasi avinyowa ndi mphatso zoseketsa komanso zoseketsa kwa maanja popeza aliyense wa iwo amasindikizidwa ndi mawu akuti: "Lero tichepetse dumbf*ckery". 

• Imakhala ndi 15 oz ya cocktails
• Chotsukira mbale-otetezeka
• Zopangidwa ndi galasi lapamwamba kwambiri
• Osati ma microwave otetezeka

14. Lumbira mtsuko

Mitsuko iyi ndi mphatso zenizeni komanso zosangalatsa za banja lomwe limalumbira kwambiri. Tangoganizani akuonera mpira ndipo timu yomwe amawakonda ikugonja. Adzapulumutsa ndalama zambiri usiku wonse. Banki iliyonse ya nkhumba ya Cottage Creek imatalika kuposa mainchesi 5 ndipo ndi yabwino kunyamula zida zazing'ono zamaofesi, maswiti, ndi masinthidwe otayirira kuyambira pomwe amalumbira kwambiri.

• Zopangidwa kuchokera ku premium, miyala yamtengo wapatali ya ceramic
• Mtsuko wolumbirira uwu umathamangitsidwa kawiri, kuwonetsetsa kulimba kuti usagwiritsidwe ntchito tsiku ndi tsiku kunyumba kapena kuntchito kwa zaka zikubwerazi.
• Imayimilira 6 kutalika ndi 5 m'lifupi
• Chotsukira chotsuka-chotetezedwa kwathunthu, chimatsimikizira kuyeretsa mwachangu

15. Burrito bulangeti

Ngati banjali limakonda chakudya cha ku Mexico ndikumakumbatirana wina ndi mnzake pansi pa bulangeti losakhazikika, ndiye pezani mphatso zoseketsa zotere za maanja ndikuwathandiza kukhala omasuka pausiku wamakanema ngati kanema. tsiku malingaliro kusunga chikondi moyo.

• Chofunda chapamwamba cha 285 GSM chofewa kwambiri cha flannel chomwe ndi choonda kwambiri komanso chopumira
• Amamva omasuka kugwiritsa ntchito ngakhale m'chilimwe
• Chofewa pokhudza, ndi bulangeti lopepuka loyenera misinkhu yonse, anthu, ndi ziweto
• Amabwera mumitundu ingapo ndi mitundu

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16. Bzalani mphika wokhazikika

"Nenani Aloe kwa bwenzi langa laling'ono" limasindikizidwa mwamatama pa mphika wobzalidwa womwe umabweranso ndi wina woti "Bwenzi laling'ono". Zobzala zokongolazi ndi zokongola kwambiri ndipo zimapanga mphatso zoseketsa kwa maanja omwe amakonda kulima dimba. 

• Mphika wokongoletsera wokhala ndi font ya nyumba yapafamu imakwanira zokongoletsa zambiri zapanyumba ndipo imatha kuphatikizidwa ndi mbewu zosiyanasiyana.
• Phukusi lili ndi miphika 2 ya ceramic ndi ma tray 2 ansungwi
• Mphika wa "Say Aloe" umayeza 4.7 mu H x 4.7 mu W. "Mnzake Wamng'ono" mphika wake ndi 3.1 mu H x 3.1 mu W.
• Zopangidwa ndi zinthu zapamwamba kwambiri za ceramic 

17. Seti ya makapu

 Mphatso zangwiro, zoseketsa izi kwa maanja ndizosangalatsa komanso zanzeru nthawi imodzi. Mmodzi mwa makapuwo amasindikizidwa ndi mawu akuti "Msodzi wamkulu" ndipo winayo amati "Nsodzi zabwino kwambiri pamoyo wake". 

• Wopangidwa kuchokera ku premium, yosalala, yolimbana ndi miyala ya ceramic yamtengo wapatali kuti ikhale yolimba kwambiri
• Printex mbali zonse za makapu zomwe zimapangitsa kukhala njira yabwino yogwiritsira ntchito kumanzere kapena kumanja
• Imakhala ndi 11 oz liquid 
• Chotsukira mbale ndi microwave-otetezeka

 18. Pooping pooches kalendala

Kodi amakonda agalu pang'ono kwambiri? Ndiye apa pali mphatso zoseketsa kwa maanja omwe ali agalu momwe amakhalirana wina ndi mzake. Kalendala iyi ya miyezi 12 ya agalu agalu idzakhala imodzi mwa mphatso zoseketsa zomwe adalandirapo ndipo sadzayiwala.

• Mwezi uliwonse amawulula pooch wokongola akuyankha kuitana kwachilengedwe 
• Kalendala ndi 8.5 mu x 11 mkati ikatsekedwa ndi 17 mu x 11 mkati ikatsegulidwa
• $1 pakugulitsa kulikonse amaperekedwa kuti athandizire galu yemwe akufunika thandizo
• Ili ndi maholide aku US 

 19. Chotsegula chabotolo chokhala ndi khoma

Kodi pali mphatso zoseketsa za maanja omwe amakonda moŵa? Alipo ndithu. Chotsegulira chabotolo cha maginito chokwera pakhoma ndichothandiza komanso chosangalatsa. Zimapangidwa ndi mtedza wakuda wosankhidwa bwino ndi aloyi. Maonekedwe a retro amawoneka olemekezeka komanso okongola. Komanso ndi yosazirala komanso yosachita dzimbiri. Chotsegulira chabotolo chooneka ngati basketball chophatikizidwa ndi dengu lopangidwa ndi manja kuti mutenge zipewa ndizopanga, zabwino, komanso zapadera. mphatso kwa okonda moŵa ndi opanga moŵa.  

• Mumangofunika dzanja limodzi kuti mutsegule botolo
• Mukatsegula botololo, kapu ya botolo idzasonkhanitsidwa yokha mu ukonde wa basketball, zomwe zimakupulumutsirani nthawi yoyeretsa.
• Chotsegulira botolo chimakhala ndi maginito amphamvu ndi mphira kumbuyo, omwe amatha kumangirizidwa mwachindunji pafiriji kapena pamwamba pazitsulo zosalala.
• Mukhozanso kugwiritsa ntchito tepi ya mbali ziwiri kuti muyike paliponse pamene mukufuna kukongoletsa, kapena kukhazikitsa zomangira zowonjezera pamakoma.

20. Zovuta ziwiri

Iyi ndi mphatso yosangalatsa kwambiri pamndandandawu. Chovala chamkatichi chili ndi mabowo anayi a miyendo ya anthu awiri. 'Fundie' iyi ndi imodzi mwa mphatso zoseketsa kwa maanja chifukwa amatha kuvala izi paphwando lanyumba yawo ndikuseka ndi anzawo. 

• Chopangidwa ndi thonje ndi bandi yotambasuka komanso mabowo anayi amiyendo
• Zopepuka, zolimba, komanso zokwanira bwino - kukula kumodzi kumakwanira achinyamata ambiri ndi akulu akulu
• Ili ndi bandi yotambasuka yotalika kwa nthawi yayitali

Mphatso zoseketsa zikuyenda masiku ano. Ndiye mukuyembekezera chiyani? Pitani pamndandanda womwe uli pamwambapa wamalingaliro angapo amphatso ndikukhala ndi nthawi yabwino posankha ena mwa omwe mumakonda. 

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