Mantombazane Athandekayo, Sicela Niqhelelane Nalezi Zinhlobo Zamadoda Ku-Tinder

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Ugh… ngezinhlelo zokusebenza eziningi kangaka ezenza okokuqala ngqa nsuku zonke, kunzima ukwazi ukuthi iyiphi ehamba phambili (noma embi kakhulu!). Futhi uma lokho kungadangali ngokwanele, abantu abafinyelela lezo, abenzi izinto zibe ngcono. Tinder iyindlu, futhi ngezinye izikhathi idlanzana. Njengazo zonke izinhlelo zokusebenza zokuqomisana eziku-inthanethi, ukuhlunga ama-sleazebag kanye nama-douches akuyona inketho. I-Tinder inikeza ububanzi bokuthola abantu abanezintshisekelo ezifanayo abangaba nentshisekelo yokuya ngezinsuku. Kodwa-ke, kwabambalwa, i-Tinder iyindawo yase-Amazonian yokuzingela noma ubani kanye nawo wonke umuntu oseduze. Ngokuswayipha nokuthandwa, ingxoxo ayilokothi idlulele ngale kokuthi “Cha, ngiyabonga, angifuni ukuza sizoxhumanisa”. Cha, akuwona wonke amadoda afuna ukuxhunyaniswa futhi yebo, kuhlale kukhona amadoda amabili kwayikhulu angathanda ngempela ukuba nengxoxo isonto noma ngaphezulu ngaphambi kokukhipha i-dongle-dingle. (Njengoba akekho owabafundisa ukugcina amabhulukwe abo ezip!). Ezinye ezingu-96 zazo ziyizinhlobo ezihlukahlukene.

Hlukana Nalezi Zinhlobo Zamadoda Ku-Tinder

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Bantu besifazane, uma nihlangabezana nalolu hlobo olulandelayo, zama futhi nilugweme. Ziyizinhlobo ezingase ziphenduke ubuhlungu endaweni engafanele. Funda ukuze uthole ukuthi ngobani laba bantu.

1. Umzingeli umfana

Cishe njalo, oxoxayo uyazi ukuthi ubani okufanele akhethe ngokubukeka kwakhe kwe-swag-ish noma ulimi olubushelelezi. Ngaphansi kwenqwaba yezingathekiso nezingxoxo khona kanye ku-movie yakudala yama-90, umfana womzingeli ukhetha abantu besifazane njengokucosha amazinyo. Insizwa ye-Tinder ebushelelezi iqala ingxoxo ngokuthi "Ufunani ku-Tinder?" Hunter boy ngeke akhombise ukudumala kwakhe uma impendulo yakho ingahambisani neyakhe. Nokho, uzomthola emile ekhiphe isibhamu sakhe egqolozele ubuso bakho efile. I-Creepy ezingeni lokunengeka. Hlukana naye. Ibala. Khomba. Dodge. Lona u-T oqinile

2. Esiphikelela ngokweqile

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Uma ngingazange ngiphendule emilayezweni yakho kusukela ngesikhathi owama ngaso ukuze ubhale “sawubona muhle”, kungenzeka ukuthi angifuni ingxoxo nawe. Ukuphikelela endodeni kufanele kukhulunywe ngakho kodwa AKUQHUBEKILE kwabesilisa ongakaze uhlangane nabo noma oke waxoxa nabo. Ngicela iseluleko. Awudingi ukuqeda ukukhungatheka kwakho ngokuthi “Noma kunjalo awushisi kangako” noma “Ncela amabhola ami, nondindwa”. Uma unamadoda anjalo ohlwini lwakho lwe-Tinder, musa ukufanisa futhi ubalekele ngokuzayo. Gwema ngokuphelele lolu hlobo lwe-Tinder guys.

3. Usomahlaya oyinkohliso

Masibhekane nakho ukuhlekisa kwenza umuntu abe engxoxweni. Ngakho-ke uma uthole indoda ekwazi ukuqhulula amahlaya ahlekisayo namnyama, ungase uthande ukuba nengxoxo ukuze ubone ukuthi ingafinyelela kude kangakanani. Usomahlaya mbumbulu ngokuvamile uphelelwa amandla ngemva kokuyiqeda amandla i-Google. Ngake ngaba nengxoxo nomuntu ohlekisayo ofana no-Chandler okwathi ekupheleni kwengxoxo yosuku waphendula lapho ngimncoma ngokuthi wayehlekisa njengokuthi “Hhayi-ke, ngeke ngingene emlandweni njengomuntu ohlekisayo, kodwa ngokuqinisekile ngingakwehlela.” Kuyamangaza ngempela, ngokushesha okukhulu. Vele uhlale kude nabantu abafana nalaba ku-Tinder. Uma uthola umuntu oxuba i-crass, ngaphandle kwebhokisi wenza amahlaya ngenkulu indelelo yocansi, sicela wenze okudingekayo futhi umgweme.

4. Eyodwa ethi “Ngisedolobheni isonto lonke”

*isaziso se-siren ebomvu* Uma owesilisa ethi uyisivakashi esivela kwelinye izwe futhi “ufuna isikhathi esimnandi”, gijima ngenye indlela. Abaningi baba yizisulu zalo mugqa, bekhipha usuku lokuqala kodwa emasontweni ambalwa kamuva udonsa iqhinga elifanayo komunye wesifazane. Kungase kube khona amadoda ahlala edolobheni isonto lonke. Engifuna ukukubuza kuphela lawo madoda “Ingabe kunzima kangaka ukuhamba ngaphandle kosuku noma ukuhlangana isonto lonke?” O, kahle, uma ufuna ukuhlangana okuvamile, kwenze. Uma kungenjalo, ukungahambisani nokuyeka ingxoxo kufanele kube indlela efanele yokugwema amadoda anjalo ku-Tinder.

5. Ongenayo i-bio

Kulungile, abaningi abakuboni lokhu njengesexwayiso. Ngokwami, ngizwa ukuthi insizwa engakwazi ukuhlanganisa umugqa (noma amagama ambalwa) ukuze izethule, akulona uhlobo engingalethemba ngempela. Nakuba abaningi basebenzisa i-no intro bit to qala ingxoxo futhi bazethule engxoxweni. Nokho, lokho akulungile ngokwanele, akunjalo? Asikho isingeniso? Gwema lowo muntu.

Funda ukudada futhi ube ngohlakaniphe kakhulu! Thatha konke okufunayo kodwa qiniseka ukuthi uyakwazi okwenzayo. Omunye wabalingani bakho bakwa-Tinder angase abe uhlanya olufuna isisulu sakhe esilandelayo. Hlala uqaphele, ujabule.

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