Koinei te mea ka tupu ina whakamahia e māua ko taku i aroha ai te whare takaro kotahi

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Ina ehara i te taputapu anake te mea e kukume ana i a koe ki te whare takaro

He kōrero motuhake mō te hunga kua tūtaki ki ā rātou hoa wahine, tāne, hoa rangatira rānei i roto i te whare takaro. Ehara i te mea kino te titiro atu ki tētahi e arohaina ana e koe i a tātou e werawera ana. I waenganui i te noho puku me te whakakorikori i ngā uaua o te puku, he mea pai te whai whakaaro nui ki te hinengaro. Ehara i te mea onge te whai aroha i roto i te whare takaro – ko te hunga katoa e hiahia ana ki te whakapakari tinana, ki te hunga rānei e hiahia ana ki te whakakorikori tinana e werawera ana i raro i te tuanui kotahi – tera pea ka kitea e koe ētahi tāngata e rite ana ō rātou whakaaro. Ā, i a koe e whakarewa ana i te ngako tinana tāpiri i runga i te papa taha, kua aro atu koe ki te tangata i uru mai ki tō whare takaro (mō ngā take kāore koe i te mōhio).

Ināianei, tera pea kei te whakaaro koe ki ana hononga tōrangapū, ki ngā waiata rānei kei roto i tana rārangi waiata whakangungu tinana, me te momo mahi kei a ia. Tērā pea ko koe te momo wahine ka taea te haere atu ki tētahi tangata e pai ana koe ki te kōrero ki a ia, engari kāore e taea e koe te tū i waenganui o tō oma ki te kohikohi kōrero.

Ko ētahi o ngā whakaaro noa a ngā wāhine ina aroha ana rātou ki te whare takaro.

"Tirohia taku tushie, kua noho pōturi ahau i te ata katoa"

He whakaaro pēnei i te 'E hoa, i pēhea koe i tomo mai ai ki konei, me te kite mai i taku papa' nā te mea he tino hopu te aro o te tangata ki te papa ataahua.

"I haria e ia te mīhini oma i te taha o tāku i runga i te whakaaro?"

Āe, ka puta tēnei i te wā kura-kāreti, ina whiriwhiria e te tangata i arohaina e koe ki te noho i tōna taha. Nō reira, ina whiriwhiria e ia te oma i runga i te mīhini oma i te taha o tō hoa, he mea tino uaua tēnei; arā, ka hoatu he pana tāpiri ki a koe kia roa ake te oma.

"Āe rā! Tangohia atu tō hāte ināianei"

Kua whakaarohia kētia e koe te momo tinana maeneene, pakari o tōna tinana, engari kāore koe i te tino mōhio. Nō reira, ina piri tōna hāte ki tōna tinana i te werawera, tera pea ka puta tēnei whakaaro.

"Āe, kei te titiro mai ia ki ahau. KEI TE TIRO MAI IA KI A AU!! Kia marino, kia marino"

Kei te ngana tonu koe ki te takaro noa. Nō reira, i ia hiki-ake e mahi ana koe i te pae hiki-ake, ka titiro puku koe ki a ia, ā, ko tētahi o aua wā onge ka kitea koe e titiro ana. He tohu iti: Ka pā mai te ngau kino ina titiro mai tetahi ki a tātou. Tērā pea ka pā mai te ngau kino ki tō hoa aroha.

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Kei te titiro mai ia ki ahau

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""Aue, e te Atua, he tino pakari ōna puku"

Te wā ka tangohia e ia te hāte i roto i te rūma tāne, ka kite mārire koe i te tinana o te atua-pōuri.

"Āue. I hopukia ahau e ia e titiro ana"

Tērā pea kei te kite ia i ō titiro matatau, ā, e mōhio ana hoki ki tō aroha iti ki a ia.

E pai ana taku aroha ki ahau

"He aha ia i tirotiro tonu ai i tana waea?"

He rerekē ngā momo tāngata e haere ana ki te whare takaro tinana. Tērā pea ko ia tētahi o te hunga e whakapau kaha ana ki te pānui nūpepa ipurangi me te whakapakari tinana anō hoki. Ahakoa te take, ko tōna piri ki tana waea pūkoro he mea tino pouri ki a koe.

"Tērā pea ka menemene atu ahau ki a ia ā te wā e tūtaki ai ō tāua kanohi"

Āe, te kōrero mō tēnei toa!

i runga i ngā aroha

"I ngunguru noa ia? Ki taku whakaaro kua oma taku tara"

Nō reira, ko ia te momo tangata e ngunguru ana i a ia e whakapakari ana i ōna uaua uaua me ana dumbbell. Kāore anō kia pērā te ātaahua o te haruru.

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"He wahine tērā kei a ia? Pai rawa atu! Nō reira kua riro ia"

He wā tino mamae te ngākau ina kite koe i tō hoa aroha e hikoi mai ana me tētahi wahine. He hoa? He hoa mahi rāua? Āue, kua marena rāua! Kei roto i ō taringa te tangi o tō ngākau e hinga ana i ngā papa e rua. Engari kia ara ake tō mahunga, kia ara ake tō kauae – ka noho anō te whare takaro hei wāhi whakahīhī, nā te mea kei te whakakori tinana koe māu ake, ehara i te mea mā te tangata kāore koe e mōhio ki tōna ingoa.

Ahakoa ko te tikanga o te kōrero ko te whakakorikori tinana māu ake, ehara i te mea kino te whai i ngā mea reka e meinga ai koe kia noho roa i te whare takaro. Waihoki, ka rite te pai o te whakakorikori tinana ki te hinengaro. He painga mō te katoa.

Ehara tō takoha i te koha aroha . Mā tēnei ka taea e Bonobology te kawe tonu mai i ngā mōhiotanga hou me ngā mōhiotanga hou ki a koe i roto i tā mātou whainga ki te āwhina i te tangata o te ao ki te ako me pēhea te mahi i tetahi mea.




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