Munthawi zino za kupezeka kwa digito, komanso zakumwa zambiri usiku, takhala ndi gawo lathu lolemba mameseji oledzera. Si kawirikawiri wokongola. Ndi ubongo waubongo wonyezimira komanso masomphenya, palibe chabwino chomwe chidatuluka potumiza mauthenga kwa omwe tinali nawo. Timawakhuthulira mafupa m'chipinda chawo ndipo tikunong'oneza bondo m'mawa wotsatira. Awa ndi mauthenga akale omwe anthu amatumiza ataledzera.
1. “Ndakusowa kwambiri”:
M'ndandanda wazopezekamo
Izi zikhoza kukhala zoona, mwina sizingakhale choncho. Izi ndi zaumwini ndipo zimakuyikani pamalo osatetezeka. Kusowa wina kumabweretsa chowonadi chomwe amakhalabe chofunikira m'moyo wanu (ndipo kwa wakale wanu, mwina simungakhale ofunikira). Munthu woledzera kunena kuti waphonya wina pamene sangathe kulemba ziganizo zonse payekha zimangosonyeza momwe angatengere chithumwa cha wakale wake.
2. “Kodi munayamba mwandikonda ine?
Pofuna kungoonetsa mlandu wa chibwenzi chanu chakale , ichi chimatumizidwa ngati mukufuna kutseka nokha. Mungadziwe chifukwa chake mudachotsedwa, koma kuledzera kwanu sikukumvetsa kuti zinthu zachitika pazifukwa zina. Mukudziwa kuti nthawi yakwana yoti mupitirire koma zinthu zomaliza zikukubwezerani m'mbuyo. Ndipo zipolopolo zisanu ndi chimodzi za Glenfiddich sizinathandizenso.
3. “Muli bwanji?”
Munali kuyembekezera yankho loti “Ndili bwino, ndikukusowani ” koma m'malo mwake munalandira mawu akuti “Chabwino” kapena choipa kwambiri, palibe yankho. Wakale wanu akudziwa kuti thanzi lake si chinthu chomwe mukufuna. Tsopano mwaledzera kwambiri, mukukhala ndi foni yanu yam'manja ndikuyika yankho lake mu kapu ina ya whiskey. Tonsefe takhalapo.
4. “Kumbukirani pamene tidalumpha koleji ndikupita kunyanja ndipo mudandiphunzitsa kusambira?
Uthenga wautaliwu ukhoza kukhala wodzaza ndi typos zomwe zimapangitsa kuti mutu wanu ndi diso ndi dzanja lanu zikhale zovuta mukamaledzera. Uthengawu umayesa kubwerezanso zakale, ndikulozera nthawi zabwino zonse zomwe mudakhala nazo ndi wakale wanu komanso momwe zokumbukirazo zilili zokumbukira zokhazo zosangalatsa kwa inu pano, Loweruka usiku, mutazunguliridwa ndi anthu omwe atayika ngati inu.
5. "Mutha kupita nokha, ndasuntha"
Si aliyense amene amadziika pamalo ofooka akamwa mowa. Ena ochepa, ochepa chabe, amakwiya ndi momwe zinthu zathera. Ngakhale kuti sangakhale ndi chonena pakamwa pawo, mkwiyo wawo umawonekera moyipa akamwa mowa. Mosiyana ndi zitsiru zomwe zimatumiza mauthenga kwa akale awo odzaza ndi ma emoji amtima , ena onse amawanyoza. Mauthenga awo nthawi zambiri amakhala odzaza ndi mawu oti 'F' ndi mawu ena osakoma mtima omwe adawamva ali achinyamata.
Chopereka chanu sichikutanthauza chopereka chachifundo . Chidzalola Bonobology kupitiliza kukubweretserani chidziwitso chatsopano komanso chaposachedwa poyesetsa kuthandiza aliyense padziko lonse lapansi kuphunzira momwe angachitire chilichonse.