Ukulahla izincomo rhoqo okanye ukuthetha into emnandi kwiqabane lakho kuhamba kakhulu kunokuba ubunokulindela. Fumana izinto ezintle onokuzithetha kwintombi yakho kusasa okanye ngaphambi kokuba ilale ebusuku kwaye ubone amehlo akhe egcwele ulonwabo kunye novuyo. Iya kuyenza inyibilike intliziyo yakhe kwaye unokukugezela nje ngothando olukhulu kunye nothando.
Ukuncoma kusebenza njengokuqinisa okulungileyo, ukwakha ukuthembana phakathi kwamaqabane kwaye wenze ubudlelwane bakho bomelele kakhulu. A kwamva nje kwiNational Institute for Physiological Sciences eJapan yatyhila unxibelelwano olubangel’ umdla. Kwingqondo yethu, ukufumana ukunconywa (umvuzo wentlalo) kuyafana nokufumana imali. Iindawo ezifanayo zobuchopho ziyasebenza kuzo zombini iimeko, kwaye umamkeli womvuzo wenza ngcono!
Ke, ukuba ujonge izinto ezintle kakhulu onokuzithetha kwintombi yakho yonke imihla okanye ngezihlandlo ezikhethekileyo, uluhlu lwe-Bonobology lwe-50-one-liners lunokunceda. Kwakhona, ukuba uneentloni kwaye awuyazi into okanye indlela yokuthetha izinto ezintle kwintombazana, ezi zinokuba luncedo olukhulu. Ngokuqinisekileyo baya kuyenza intliziyo yakhe inyibilike.
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Intombi yakho ayilokhanyiso na ebomini bakho? Kuthekani ngokuyenza intliziyo yakhe itsibe? Ukuba ufuna ukwenza intombi yakho blush luvuyo, ukwindawo elungileyo. Enyanisweni, uphando olutsha lubonisa ukuba ukuxabisa umntu kuyingenelo nakwimpilo yethu. Isinceda sibe nembono enethemba ngakumbi ngobomi kwaye isenza sonwabe suku ngalunye.
Ukuthetha into ebonisa uthando akuyomfuneko ukuba kube nzima. Zifumanele ngokwakho ngokuphonononga uluhlu lwethu olugcinwe ngokukhethekileyo lwamagama amnandi othando onokuthi kwinenekazi lakho eliphambili. Thatha uncedo oluncinci kwezi zinto zingama-50 ezintle kakhulu zokuthetha kwintombi yakho yonke imihla kwaye ubeke uncumo kobo buso. Mthambise kwaye umtshayela ezinyaweni zakhe ngezi liners zithandekayo:
1. Ihlabathi liyayeka ukujikeleza xa amehlo ethu edibana
Oku kuya kumenza abe nenyembezi kwaye enze intliziyo yakhe inyibilike. Alipheli na ixesha xa ukunye naye? Yiyeke lento umgca wokuchola omnandi phezu kokubhaliweyo, kwaye ulinde ukuqhuma kwe-emoji yentliziyo. Ukuba inenekazi lakho lidala lothando, oku kuya kuyiphumelela intliziyo yakhe.
2. Ndinethamsanqa ukuba ndikufumene
Awww! Ayiyiyo enye yezo zinto zintle ngokwenene ukuba uzixelele intombi yakho xa ivuka ekuseni? Akukho ndlela ingcono yokwenza intliziyo yentombi yakho inyibilike kunokuvakalisa umbulelo. Le ntetho inento encinci yokungakholeleki kuyo, ekhohlisa ngasese. Mxelele ukuba yeyona nto ilungileyo ebomini bakho, kwaye umthande.
3. Yintoni enye endinokuyifuna ngaphandle kwakho?
A umbuzo omnandi nowothando ukwenza intliziyo yakhe inyibilike. Uyinto yonke kuwe, kwaye lixesha lokuba umxelele okufanayo. Ngezinto ezintathu kwezi zintle onokuzithetha kwintombi yakho yonke imihla, ndiziva ngathi uza kuphuma engathethi.
4. Iingalo zakho kuphela kwekhaya endilidingayo
Hayi wethu, ndive intliziyo ima? Yenye yezinto ezintle onokuthi uzixelele intombi yakho ngaphambi kokuba ulale. Yitsho kwisiqingatha sakho esingcono ebusuku, kwaye uya kulala enqwenela ukuba usecaleni kwakhe. Amalungu alinganayo othando kunye nokuthandeka, le yinto ongenakuhamba kakubi ngayo.
5 Undothusa yonke imihla
Enjani yona into emnandi ukuyithetha kwintombi yakho kusasa! Suku ngalunye lumdlalo kunye naye, kwaye awukho umzuzu onzima. Mxelele ukuba awunokwanela ngaye ngalo mgca ungathandekiyo kwaye umbukele eneentloni kunangaphambili.
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6. Ndikuthwele entliziyweni yam
Imfutshane, iswiti, kwaye ilula. Yitsho kuye xa nikude nobabini umkhumbuze ukuba usoloko esentliziyweni yakho. Mthumelele itekisi enale liner imnandi xa esemsebenzini kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo iya kumenza ancume. Yindlela eqinisekileyo yokwenza intliziyo yakhe inyibilike.
7. Ukucinga kwakho kundenza ndincume
Enye into entle ngokwenene ukuyithetha kwintombi yakho xa ingekho kufutshane nawe. Nali ibinzana elingaphelelwa lixesha eliya kwenza isithandwa sakho sibe neentloni ibetroot ebomvu. Ingcinga nje ngaye ibeka uncumo ebusweni bakho; yintoni ebhetele yokuncoma umfazi anokuyicela? Iyakumbonisa ukuba uyamkhumbula xa engekho.
8. Ukudibana nawe kwakuyeyona nto ilungileyo eyenzekayo kum
OkaHarry ubomi njengomntu ongatshatanga batshintsha xa wadibana noSally, kwaye ngoku lixesha lokuba uxelele inenekazi lakho ukuba libuchaphazele njani ubomi bakho. Uyakuba neentloni kwaye ancume okomzuzwana ngesi senzo simnandi. Ikwayinto entle kakhulu ukuyithetha kwisithandwa sakho ngosuku lwakhe lokuzalwa.
9. Ndichulumancile kakhulu ukuba nani kwiqela lam
Injalo loo nto – wena nentombazana yakho ningabantu ababini abangenakoyiswa. Nangona amagama akakwazi ukubonisa ixabiso lenkxaso yakhe, lo mgca mhle uya kumbonisa ukuba uthetha ntoni kuwe.
10. Uyingcinga yam yokugqibela phambi kokuba ndilale, kwaye ingcinga yam yokuqala xa ndivuka
Le yinto onokuthi uyitsho kwintombi yakho imini nobusuku. Ubusuku nemini, le yindlela yentliziyo yakhe. Buxabise ubukho bakhe ebomini bakho, kwaye umxelele ukuba umndwendwela kangaphi kwiingcinga zakho. Uya kuyithanda, ngokuqinisekileyo.
11 Akukho nto ibonakala ingenakwenzeka xa unam
Ukuba uziva ulungele ukuthatha umhlaba kunye nesithandwa sakho ecaleni kwakho, lixesha lokuba umxelele oko. Le yeyona nto imnandi ukuyithetha kwintombi yakho ngaphambi kokulala. Ukuncoma okunjalo kwenza i-pillow-talk ethandekayo.
12. Ukukuphulaphula kwakho uhleka kuyayiqaqambisa imini yam
Ulonwabo kunye noncumo lwakhe kukukhanya kobomi bakho. Ngamagama amnandi othando onokuthi uwathethe kwintombazana yakho, mhlawumbi uya kukwanga. Amantombazana ayakuthanda ukuva amaqabane awo ewancoma. Kwenza iintliziyo zabo zinyibilike.
13. Bendiya kukurhweba ngehlabathi
Enye endizithandayo kule ngqokelela yezinto ezintle ukuba ndithi intombi yakho yonke imihla, lo mgca uya ukuba lady yakho uthando ekhala ngovuyo. Akukho nto ibaluleke ngaphezu kwakhe, kwaye ungamkhetha kuyo yonke into ngokubetha kwentliziyo.
14 Ungoyena ntsikelelo ixabisekileyo ebomini bam
Enye intandokazi evela kwingqokelela yezinto ezintle onokuthi uyithethe kwintombi yakho ngosuku lwakhe lokuzalwa okanye isikhumbuzo. Enye into ebalulekileyo sisipho sikaThixo kuwe, kakhulu njengengelosi. Umhlobo wam wathetha oku kwintombi yakhe ngosuku lwakhe lokuzalwa kwaye into endizoyithetha kukuba basekunye, kwiminyaka emihlanu kamva.
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15. Ndifuna ukwakha ubomi bam kunye nawe
Disclaimer: ukutyhila le nto kwintombi yakho kuya kubangela iibhakethi zeenyembezi. Akakho kuphela kwizicwangciso zakho zexesha elizayo, kodwa ezo zicwangciso zakhelwe ngakuye. Intombazana enethamsanqa enjalo uya kuzibona eyiyo. Yeyiphi into emnandi ukuyithetha kwintombi yakho ngetekisi.
16 Imini yam ayiphelelanga ndide ndithethe nawe
Kwakhona, intandokazi evela kwingqokelela yezinto ezintle kakhulu onokuzithetha kwintombi yakho. Iqabane lakho liboleka intsingiselo kubomi bakho nako konke okwenzekayo kulo. Gxininisa ukuba libaluleke kangakanani igalelo lakhe, kwaye umxelele ukuba ngenene 'usisisiqingatha esingcono' sakho.
17. Ndiwela kuwe kancinane ngakumbi ngosuku ngalunye
Ndiwa emathandweni luhambo. Ungena nzulu nangomzuzu. Le yinto emnandi ukuyithetha kwintombi yakho kusasa okanye ngaphambi kokulala.
18. Bendiya kubaphi ngaphandle kwakho?
Enye i-line-liner emnandi eya kuphumelela intliziyo yakhe. Inkxaso yakhe ikufumanele phambili, kwaye ube ngumntu ongcono emva kokuba engene ebomini bakho. Yamkele inxaxheba yakhe kwinkqubela phambili yakho ngalo mbuzo umnandi nocingayo.
19 Lihle ihlabathi xa ndikunye nawe
Iyamangalisa indlela ubukho bomntu obunokwenza umahluko onjalo ebomini bethu. Eli lizwi likhuphisana elinamandla kwindawo yokuqala kwizinto ezintle ozithethayo kwintombi yakho yonke imihla. Abo kuni baneentloni malunga nendlela yokuthetha izinto ezintle kwintombazana, ungaqala ngale liner enye imnandi.
20. Ndikukhumbula kakhulu
Nanku umgca enokuthi wonke umntu olapha phandle angawusebenzisa. Nokuba ukwi ubudlelwane bomgama omde okanye uhlale ngasebumelwaneni – ukuziva unenkanuko ngeqabane lakho yinto eqhelekileyo. Le yinto emnandi ukuyithetha kwintombi yakho ukumenza azive ekhetheke. Thumela lo myalezo ucingisisayo ngaphambi kokuba ulale, kwaye umenze acinge nawe.
21. Nguwe lo ndimkhangelayo xa ndingena egumbini
Akukho ndibano, itheko, okanye i-hangout egqityiweyo ngaphandle kwenkampani yakhe. Lo mgca wesitayela se-retro waseHollywood uya kubomvu izidlele zakhe ngokuqinisekileyo. Kuqinisekisiwe ukwenza intliziyo yakhe inyibilike.
22. Ukuzilahla emehlweni akho yeyona nto ndiyithandayo
Yintoni into entle onokuyithetha kwintombi yakho ukuze imenze abe neentloni? Oku. Iza kutyabeka uncumo ebusweni bakhe imini yonke.
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23 Ulixesha lam nekamva lam
Yeyiphi indlela elula yokuthetha ukuba uzimisele ngaye kwaye awukwazi ukucinga ubomi bakho ngaphandle kwakhe. Le yenye yezona zinto zimnandi onokuzithetha kwintombazana yakho ukumenza azive ekhethekileyo.
24. Ulonwabo luqala kuwe
Ukuba intombi yakho ithanda ukuyigcina ilula, le yeyona nto ithandekayo onokuyithetha kuye. Inkwenkwe yakhe yathetha le nto kum ngetekisi, kwaye andikagqibi ngayo (blush). Abo benu bacinga ukuba bathetha njani izinto ezintle kwintombazana yakho, zama le. Iyakunyibilikisa intliziyo yakhe, ngokuqinisekileyo.
25 Uyenza igqabhuke intliziyo yam, sithandwa sam
Iyathandeka kwaye iyonwabisa, yile nto kanye iqabane lakho elifuna ukuliva ebusuku. Uya kuthanda ukumamela ifuthe analo kuwe, kwaye izinto zisenokuba shushu.
26. Into ngoncumo lwakho indenza ndibe buthathaka emadolweni
Sinemfihlo into emnandi ukuyithetha Apha. Intombi yakho iyakuthanda ukudala ingxaki, kwaye uya kuvuya ukwazi ukuba iyasebenza. Ukuba intombazana yakho idlala kwaye ithanda ukuzonwabisa, le ncomo iya kuba ilungile. Ikwayinto nje entle kakhulu ukuba uyitsho kwintombi yakho ngaphambi kokuba ulale.
27 Inyanga ibe mnyama xa ithelekiswa nawe
Yhuuuu! Nantsi into engumbongo kunye netshizi encinci ukuyithetha kwintombi yakho ngosuku lwakhe lokuzalwa okanye isikhumbuzo okanye nje ukumvuyisa xa eziva ephantsi. Ukuba ukwizincomo zakudala, le yeyona kufuneka uyikhethe. UShakespeare uyavuma.
28. Ndiyakuthanda ukwabelana nawe ngobomi bam
Intle ayintsonkothanga. Ubomi bumnandi xa kusabelwana nomntu ofanelekileyo. Oku ngokuqinisekileyo yenye yezona zinto zilishumi eziphezulu kwizinto ezi-50 ezintle onokuzithetha kwintombi yakho yonke imihla. Ngokuqinisekileyo iya kumenza azive ethandwa, ethandwa kwaye exatyiswa.
29. Eyona njongo yam kukukwenza wonwabe
Ngaba uyayiva loo nto? Kutsho isandi sentombi yakho incwina ngovuyo olumsulwa. Ukuba ufuna ukwenza intliziyo yakhe inyibilike, le liner enye iya kukwenzela umsebenzi. Mbukele ekuhlamba ngothando olungakumbi kunye nothando.
30. Usisikrelemnqa ngokuyiba intliziyo yam
Umhle ngendlela ehlekisayo kwaye uhlekisayo! Kwintombi ethanda uburharha obusileyo kwaye icinga ukuba imigca yetshizi yeyona ilungileyo, uzifumanele ophumeleleyo apha ngalo mgca. Icebiso lobuchule: yitsho kwintombi yakho kusasa ngesiphumo esiphezulu.
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31 Akwaba ubudibene nam ngokukhawuleza
Ukuba uyazibuza ukuba zeziphi izinto ezimnandi kunye nezothando onokuthi uzixelele intombi yakho ebusuku, lo ngowona mdlalo ufanelekileyo-usondelene, ushushu, uthambile kwaye upholile. Iza kumenza abe neentloni ngoko nangoko kwaye ibeke uncumo ebusweni bakhe.
32 Ndiyakhwankqiswa bubuhle bakho, nangenxa yenceba yakho;
Okulandelayo kwizinto ezintle onokuzithetha kwintombi yakho yonke imihla yile ntetho encoma inenekazi lakho kumntu ngamnye. Ukuphawula ngetalente yakhe, ukuzola, okanye ukumncoma inkangeleko yindlela eqinisekileyo yokwenza intliziyo yakhe inyibilike.
33. Uyimpendulo kuyo yonke imibuzo yobomi
Oku kulula enye yezona zinto zothando unokuthi kwintombi yakho. Mmangalise ngalo mgca uthambileyo oza kumenza ancume. Uphando lubonisa ukuba i-86.5% yabasetyhini bathanda inkxaso amaqabane kubudlelwane. Ke qhubeka ngala magama amnandi othando oza kuwathetha kwintombi yakho.
34. Izinto zingumlingo kuwe
Menze azive njengenkosazana (Disney) ngalo mgca uphumeleleyo. Yenye yezona zinto zimnandi onokuthi uzixelele intombi yakho nanini na emini – nokuba kuxa uvuka ekuseni okanye ulala ebusuku. Mthumele umyalezo onalo mgca phakathi komsebenzi kwaye uqinisekile ukumenza ancume imini yonke.
35 Ndimbulela yonke imihla uThixo ngenxa yenu
Isithandwa sakho yeyona ntsikelelo ixabisekileyo evela kuThixo, kwaye umbulela yonke imihla ngenxa yaso, akunjalo? Mxelele ukuba uphezulu kuluhlu lwakho lokubulela ngolu phawu luthandekayo.
36. Andikwazi kulinda ukuba ndiguge kunye nawe
Akukho nto iya kwenza umfazi wakho onwabe ngaphezu kokwazi ukuba ufuna ukuba ahlale. Mazise ukuba ubona ikamva kunye naye ngale gem kuluhlu lwethu lwezinto ezintle onokuzithetha kwintombi yakho yonke imihla.
37 Intliziyo yam yeyakho;
Xa uthandabuza, hamba ngendlela elula. Intombazana yakho ingathanda ukuva enye into ngaphandle koku - uthakathe ingqondo yakho, umzimba kunye nomphefumlo! Kufana noRose ukusuka Titanic, Inenekazi lakho liphethe intliziyo yakho. Mhlawule oku kuncoma, kwaye uya kuqiniseka ukuba uyigcina ekhuselekile.
38 Liyingoma elimnandi ezindlebeni zam ilizwi lakho
Le yinto emnandi ukuyithetha kwintombi yakho ngaphambi kokulala. Iinkwenkwezi ziyabengezela, inyanga iyakhazimla, ukuhleka kwakhe kukhenkceza, yaye ukubiza ngokuthi “wam”. Hayi indlela athandana ngayo! Akunjalo?
39 Andiyombongi, kodwa ndicinga ngawe kwimibongo
Yinkqonkqoze epakini ngale ntetho yokuyila eya kwenza intliziyo yentombazana yakho ibethele ngamandla. Uthando lujika amadoda abalaseleyo abe ziimbongi!
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40. Uthando lwethu liphupha libe yinyaniso
Umhlaba othe tye ophuma phandle! Lixesha lokuba umxelele ukuba uthando onalo luyi-surreal. Ndithetha ukuthi kukho iintsuku ongakholelwa ukuba ukho ebomini bakho. Umhle ngendlela engakholelekiyo, lo uya kuqinisekisa amehlo entliziyo kuye.
41 Ungoyena ubalaseleyo kwimini yam, iveki, inyanga, unyaka, nangonaphakade
Lo mgca ujikeleze yonke indawo. Umhlathi wakhe uya kuwa xa umxelela ukuba wenze ubomi bakho. Ngokuqinisekileyo le yeyona nombolo yam yokukhetha kwezi zinto zingama-50 ezintle endinokuzithetha kwintombi yakho. Yindlela eqinisekileyo yokwenza intliziyo yakhe inyibilike.
42 Ndifuna ukudlula ebomini ndibambe isandla sakho
Thetha la mazwi amnandi othando kwintombi yakho kwaye umenze akhale ngombulelo ngobukho bakho. Sebenzisa isandla esinye ukubamba esakhe, nesinye umnike ithishu. Uziva ngathi luthandoandithi?
43. Ngoku ndiyakholelwa kwi soulmates
Lo mgca yimpendulo yombuzo okhathaza intliziyo yakho: "Zeziphi izinto ezintle onokuzithetha kwintombi yakho?" Ungayithethi esidlangalaleni le nto kuba wonke umntu okufutshane nawe uya kukhwankqiswa luloyiko. Gcina i-wooning yentombi yakho.
44 Uhlala usengqondweni yam. Ngalo lonke ixesha
Njengerekhodi yevinyl kwilophu, iingcinga zakho zihlala zibuyela kuye. Kodwa kutheni uyigcine kuwe le nto? Thetha le nto ithandekayo kwintombazana yakho kwaye ubeke uncumo kobo buso ubathandayo. Iya kumenza abe neentloni kakhulu, siyaqinisekisa.
45 Ndiyakuthanda ndikuthanda
I-twist kwi-original engaphelelwa lixesha, eli lizwi alinakulinganiswa. Ngubani ongafuni ukuva ukuba uyathanda ukuthandana nabo? Le liner emnandi ngokuqinisekileyo iya kwenza intliziyo yentombi yakho inyibilike.
46 Ungukumkanikazi olawula intliziyo yam;
Ukubiza inenekazi lakho ngenkosazana kuphelelwe yifashoni. Ungukumkanikazi wakho, akunjalo? Le yenye yezona zinto zilungileyo onokuzithetha kwintombi yakho ukwenza intliziyo yakhe inyibilike. Yiba yindoda wonke umfazi ayifunayo ngeli lizwi. Mphathe njengokumkanikazi, kwaye uthando lwakho malube sisithsaba sakhe.
47 Ndingcono xa ndikunye nawe
Ewe, lo ngumgca osuka kwenye yeengoma endizithandayo (Ndithanda Mna Ngcono nguLauv). Okumnandi kakhulu, lo mgca uya kumbonisa ukuba umthanda kangakanani kwaye uphefumlelwe nguye. Ubukho bakhe bukwenza ube ngumntu omangalisayo.
48 Andinakuhamba imini ngaphandle kwakho
Oku kulula enye yezinto endizithandayo kwingqokelela yezinto ezintle kakhulu onokuzithetha kwintombi yakho. Iqabane lakho liyimfuneko, kwaye ngumkhwa owuthandayo. Intombi yakho iya kukuthanda ukumamela ukuba ibaluleke kangakanani ebomini bakho.
49 Iyanyibilika intliziyo yam xa ndikubona;
Kwaye eyakhe iya kunyibilika xa esiva ukuba uthetha oku kuye. Usuku olubi luba ngcono, umsindo wakho uyaphela, kwaye uncuma njengenkwenkwe egulayo xa ubeka amehlo kwinkosikazi yakho. Uthandana naye yonke imihla. Oku kuthatha ibhaso lezinto ezintle onokuzithetha kwintombi yakho ukuze ilile.
50. Ndiyakuthanda
Iitrendi zinokuza kwaye zihambe, kodwa iklasikhi ihlala iyiklasiki. Kukho isizathu sokuba ibinzana elithi “Ndiyakuthanda” lisoloko liluhlaza – kungenxa yokuba akukho mntu wakha wadinwa kukuva ukuba bayathandwa. Ngaba ndifuna ukucacisa?
Phew! Olo yayiluluhlu. Ezi zinto zi-50 ezintle zokuthetha kwintombi yakho yonke imihla ziya kuthatha ubudlelwane bakho ukuya kwelinye inqanaba. Ukuvakalisa iimvakalelo zakho kudla ngokuba nzima, kodwa akusekho. Olu luhlu luya kuba ngumhlobo wakho osenyongweni ukuba uzama ukuqonda indlela yokuthetha izinto ezintle kwintombazana. Xa ugqibile ukuba mushy nenenekazi lakho, qiniseka ukuba uyasibulela!
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