Nantsi into eyenzekayo xa mna nowam utyumza sisebenza kwindawo enye

Xa izixhobo zingekuphela kwento ekutsalela kuyo kwindawo yokuzivocavoca

Kukho amabali akhethekileyo malunga nabantu abaye badibana neentombi zabo ezizayo, abayeni okanye amaqabane kwindawo yokuzivocavoca. Akulunganga kangako ukuba nochuku ukujonga xa sibila iintliziyo zethu. Phakathi kwe-squatting kunye nokusebenza kwi-abs, kulungile ukuba nokuxakeka ngengqondo. Ukutyumza kwindawo yokuzivocavoca akuqhelekanga - zonke i-fitness freaks okanye abathandi bokuzilolonga babila phantsi kophahla olufanayo - ubophelelekile ukuba ufumane abantu abanengqondo efanayo. Kwaye ngelixa unyibilikisa amanqatha omzimba ongezelelweyo kwiplanga yecala, indoda esandul 'ukujoyina i-gym yakho (ngenxa yezizathu ezingaziwayo kuwe) ibambe ingqalelo yakho.

Ngoku, unokuba ucinga malunga nokuzibandakanya kwakhe kwezopolitiko okanye zeziphi iingoma ezidweliswe kuluhlu lwakhe lokudlala kunye nohlobo lomsebenzi anawo. Unokuba luhlobo lomfazi onokuya emntwini omthandayo kwaye uncokole naye, kodwa awunakukwazi ukuma phakathi ekubalekeni kwakho ukuqokelela ulwazi.

Ezinye iingcamango eziqhelekileyo abafazi abanazo xa benomdlalo wokuzilolonga.

“Jonga u tushie wam, bendigqume intsasa yonke”

Umntu onengqondo 'Mhlobo, ungene njani apha, ubona impundu yam' into yokuba i-butt enkulu inomdla kakhulu.

"Ngaba uye wathatha i-treadmill ecaleni kwam ngabom?"

Hayi, oku kwenzeka ngexesha lesikolo-ekholejini xa umfundi wasekholejini ekhetha ukuzihlalisa kanye ecaleni kwakho. Ke xa i-crush ikhetha ukubaleka kwi-treadmill esecaleni kweyakho, iyinto eyenza isivumelwano; oku kuthetha ukuba kukunika utyhale olongezelelweyo lokuhamba ixesha elide ekubalekeni kwakho.

“Yeh! khulula ihempe yakho kakade”

Sele ucinge ukuba loluphi uhlobo lomzimba ogudileyo, othoniweyo anokuba nawo kodwa awuqinisekanga ncam. Ngoko xa ukubila kusenza ihempe yakhe inamathele emzimbeni wakhe, le ngcamango imele yenzeke.

“Yho, undijongile, UNDIJONGILE!! Upholile, phola”

Ngalo lonke ixesha uzama ukuyidlala ipholile. Ke lonke utsalo-phezulu owenzayo kwibar yokutsalela phezulu, uchwechwela kuye kwaye elinye lala maxesha anqabileyo ubhaqwe ujonge. Icebiso elincinane: Siba nomsindo xa umntu esijongile. Mhlawumbi i-crush yakho ivakalelwa, nayo.

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"Owu, Thixo wam, i-abs yakhe ikhuniwe kakhulu ”

Umzuzu xa ekugqibeleni ekhulula ihempe kwigumbi lamadoda kwaye ngobuqhetseba ubambe umbono we-demi-uThixo bod.

"Shit. Undibambe ndijongile"

Mhlawumbi uyakuvuma ukujonga kwakho kwaye uyazi ukuba uyamthanda.

“Kutheni esoloko ejonga ifowuni yakhe?”

Sineentlobo ezahlukeneyo zabantu ababetha ijim. Usenokuba ngomnye waba bantu banikela ixesha lokufunda amaphephandaba kwi-intanethi ngelixa besakha imizimba yabo. Nokuba siyintoni na isizathu, ukuncamatheliswa kwakhe kwifowuni yakhe kunokuba kukuphoxeka okukhulu kwangaphakathi kuwe.

“Mhlawumbi ndiza kumncumela xa siphinda sidibana amehlo ethu”

Hayi, ukuthetha ngobugorha obunjalo!

"Ngaba uvele wancwina? Ndicinga ukuba ikuku yam yatsiba nje"

Ke, uluhlobo oluncwinayo ngelixa esebenza kwiibiceps zakhe ngeedumbbells zakhe. Ingxolo e-Sexy ayizange ibe ye-sexy kakhulu.

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"Ngumfazi naye lowo? Mkhulu! Uthathiwe ke"

Umzuzu obuhlungu xa ubona i-crush yakho ihamba nomntu obhinqileyo. Ngaba ngumhlobo? Ngaba ngoogxa? Oh, Thixo wam, batshatile! Isandi sentliziyo yakho esiwa imigangatho emibini phantsi sivakala ezindlebeni zakho. Kodwa intloko phezulu, i-chin up - indawo yokuzivocavoca iya kuba yindawo ezukileyo kwakhona, kuba usebenza ngokwakho, kungekhona kumntu ogama lakhe ungalazi.

Nokuba i-mantra ikukuba ukuzilolonga kukwenzela isiqu sakho, ukuba nelekese yamehlo ekwenza uhlale ixesha elide ejimini akuyonto imbi. Kwakhona, ingqondo ifumana umthambo olungileyo njengomzimba. Imeko yokuphumelela ngokupheleleyo.

Umnikelo wakho awuquki isisa umnikelo. Iya kuvumela i-Bonobology ukuba iqhubeke nokukuzisela ulwazi olutsha nolwangoku kwiphulo lethu lokunceda nabani na osehlabathini ukuba afunde ukwenza nantoni na.

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