Izinkinga Zokuba Nesoka Lentshebe

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Kubuyekezwe Ngo: Okthoba 17, 2024
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Iyiphi into othanda ukuyincoma, engenza umuntu abukeke ecocekile kodwa ebuhlungu njengesihogo? Cha, akuwona amavidiyo okususa ama-blackhead owazifela ngawo. Sikhuluma ngentshebe yomuntu wakho. Konke kumnandi futhi kuyimidlalo ngenkathi eyilungisa futhi ibukeka iseduze nedethi yakho ezayo yesidlo sakusihlwa, kodwa uma izinto zishuba zisuka endaweni yokudlela ziye endaweni yakho, ukuqabula okuvusa inkanuko kungase kushiye izibazi ebusweni bakho. 

Uma unento yamadoda anentshebe, cishe usuzibonile zonke izinkinga ezihambisana nayo. Ukuzilungisa kuthatha amahora amaningi, “inkulumo yentshebe” “nabafana” iyanyanyeka futhi ungezwa zonke ezinye izintokazi ebhawu zigqolozele intshebe yakhe. Hlehla, ungowami! 

Kulapho-ke inkinga iqala khona: isoka lakho libukeka njengenguqulo yakhe eneminyaka engu-3 ubudala ngaphandle kwentshebe, kodwa intshebe ikunika intshebe yokuqubuka nokusikeka. Ngeshwa, lokhu akuyona inkinga kuphela abesifazane ababhekana nayo ngenkathi bethandana nendoda ene-mustachioed. Ake sikhulume ngezinkinga ezimbalwa abesifazane ababhekana nazo ngenkathi bethandana noHagrid! Kulungile, akusona isibonelo esihle kakhulu. Cabanga kabanzi ngomugqa ka-Jason Momoa.

1. Ngicela ungiqabule kude 

Ukuqabula okuvusa inkanuko manje kuzwakala njengezintambo zethusi eziyisigidi ezigwaza ubuso bakho. Manje, ukusika u-anyanisi nokuqabula kokubili kukwenza ukhale. Ngibhalise nini lokhu?

Lapho ekugcineni ekubona uvele ubhoboze izindebe zakho kude kakhulu nobuso bakho ukuze ugweme ukusikeka, futhi ekubuza ukuthi kwenzenjani, inzondo ngentshebe yakhe iyaphuma. Kodwa futhi, kumenza abukeke emuhle. Okwenza ufune ukumqabula kakhulu, yingakho umjikelezo uqhubeka. Kungani izinto ezinhle zingenzeki kubantu abalungile?

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2. Indlela yakho yokunakekela isikhumba manje ayisizi ngalutho

Usuvele wazi ukuthi ukuqubuka/ukusikeka kusho ukuthini esikhumbeni sakho. Amanye alawo ma-zits amabi obucabanga ukuthi uzowashiya ngemva nje komzuzu uhlanganisa iminyaka engu-20. Kufanele ayeke uma intsha yakho isiphelile, akunjalo?!

Hlanza, ukukhuhla okujulile, ithoni, i-serum, i-moisturize, i-sunscreen, konke akusizi ngalutho uma intshebe yakhe ikunika iqhubu. maphakathi nesonto *cwayiza*. Ngakusasa, uvuka uthole i-zit endala yocansi igqolozele emuva, ikugcona ngenkathi uqala inqubo yokunakekelwa kwesikhumba futhi.

3. “Awuzange uqaphele nokuthi intshebe yami imile”

Oh yebo, njengoba ubonile ngenkathi ngithola perm, mani, kanye pedi kwenziwe?
Ukugunda/ukulolongwa kwentshebe yizindaba ezinkulu zosuku kuye. Futhi uziphatha njengengane uma ungenzi into enkulu ngakho. 

Yehlisa umoya mnumzane, awuboni ukuthi ifenisha yasendlini inyakaziswa nini. Ungangisoli lapho ngingakwazi ukubona ukuthi ushintshe isikhundla salolo nwele olulodwa entshebeni yakho amadigri angama-30 ukuya kwesokudla.

4. Indawo yokugcina izinto ezenyanyekayo okuyintshebe yakhe 

Ukuhambahamba enxanxatheleni yezitolo, uzizwa ulambile? Cela ukudla isoka lakho elinentshebe kakhulu. Kungenzeka ukuthi kukhona lapho afihlwe khona ezintshebeni.

Kuzo zonke izimfihlakalo zomhlaba ezingenakuchazwa, njenge-monster ye-Loch Ness, izimbobo ezimnyama, i-Stonehenge, i-curious case yokudla okuhlala kusentshebe yesoka lakho yinto engachazeki kakhulu. Futhi uyazibuza ukuthi kungani uthola izinduna ezintshebeni zakhe. Awudingi ukuyilungisa kahle mnumzane, ihlanze ngezihlanzisi zokuqinisa amandla embonini.

5. Indawo yobugebengu engusinki wakho

Futhi ucabange ukuthi isiphithiphithi osishiyile uvale ishawa yakho yimbi. Izinwele ezincane azishiya kusinki cishe zonke izinsuku akunakwenzeka ukuzihlanza, futhi lokho akulona ihaba. Uma ezigunda lapho eshefa, kungcono azihlanze kamuva noma athole izinwele ezincane azishiyele ukudla kwasemini kamuva.

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6. Ubulili bomlomo? Cha ngiyabonga, sengivele ngaya esikhathini 

Yebo, ngeke size singene kulokhu. Uyazi ukuthi ubhekene nani. Usuvele uhlupheka kakhulu. Hlukumeza impilo yakho yocansi ngomlomo.

Uhlakaniphile, uyakhathalela, unothando, unothando, futhi ubukeka engakholeki ngaleyo ntshebe. Kodwa oh nkulunkulu, ama-rashes angabonakali nje ukuyeka. Ngaphezu kwalokho, indlela ayiphulula ngayo ukuze ibukeke ihlakaniphile. Awubukeki uhlakaniphile, ngiyazi akukho okwenzekayo engqondweni yakho futhi uzama ukwenza kube sengathi ujulile ngemicabango.

Sekukonke, kumenza abukeke kahle. Futhi ubukeka njengomshana wakho omncane ngaphandle kwayo, ngakho-ke ungaqhubeka nayo.

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Umnikelo wakho awuyona iminikelo yokusiza . Kuzovumela i-Bonobology ukuthi iqhubeke nokukulethela ulwazi olusha nolusesikhathini njengoba sifuna ukusiza noma ubani emhlabeni ukuthi afunde ukwenza noma yini.




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