Hleka Kakhulu: 60 Hilarious Love Jokes For Couples

Ukuze uthando lunamathele, uCupid mhlawumbe kungcono ahlanganise imicibisholo yakhe ngamahlaya. Izifundo zikhombisile ukuthi ukuhleka kuyinhlanganisela ehlanganisa uthando futhi ilwenze luhlale isikhathi eside. Ngakho-ke kungakhathaliseki ukuthi kungokwesikhathi sokuqala sokuhlangana, ukuncibilikisa impi ebandayo nomlingani wakho, ukuncibilikisa amehlo abo abandayo, noma ukuletha imizwa efudumele, engaqondakali, amahlaya othando angaba yisikhali esiphezulu ebudlelwaneni bakho.

Uma izici eziningi ezinhle zothando njengoba sazi zisibeka ezimweni ezinzima, ukubheka uhlangothi oluhlekisayo lwezinto kungaba yinto enhle. Ngubani owaziyo, ukuqeda amahlaya omunye nomunye kungakusondeza. Futhi ukushaya 'umlingani' wakho kube yinto ebaluleke kakhulu kunokuba kube yimpikiswano kungaba yisihluthulelo sobudlelwano obujabulisayo. Sithi izizathu ezanele zokugcina amahlaya othando eza futhi wengeze amahlaya empilweni yakho yothando. Ngakho-ke, qhubeka ufunda ukuze wenze amathambo akho ahlekisayo ahlekise ngisho nalapho usothandweni.

60 Amahlaya Ngothando Azokwenza Wena Nomlingani Wakho Nihleke 

Ebudlelwaneni bothando, amahlaya athuthukisa konke okunye, noma kusho umsebenzisi weReddit . Ukholelwa ukuthi amahlaya anjenge "iqanda elayisi, noma amaparele etiyeni le-bubble, noma usawoti/pepper/sriracha hot sauce". Sonke siyawathanda amahlaya nokuhleka okuhle. Kodwa ukuxoxa amahlaya nokuwamukela kahle akuyona indaba yokuhlekisa. Ngaphandle kwesikhathi, indawo, kanye nethoni, okubaluleke kakhulu ukuthi umlingani wakho uthola ihlaya (kungakhathaliseki ukuthi likude kangakanani) lihlekisa.

Njengoba noma ubani owake wazama lokhu ezokutshela, ukuxoxa amahlaya kungaba nzima. Hleka ngezinto ezifanayo, futhi umlingani wakho uzohleka nawe. Kodwa mhleke, umgcone isikhathi eside kakhulu, noma umgcone kakhulu futhi isimo sakho sothando esihlekisayo singase siphele. Isayensi nayo iyavuma. Izifundo zikhombisile ukuthi ukuhleka okunempilo okwabiwe kungagcina ubudlelwano buqhubeka. Ngakho-ke, uma ufuna ukuba nehlaya elizoletha ukuhleka ezindebeni zakho nasezindebeni zomlingani wakho, ukuhlanganiswa kwethu kwamahlaya ahlekisayo ngothando yilokho kanye uCupid angakuncoma.

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Amahlaya Ahlekisayo Ngothando  

Bathi impilo ayijwayelekile futhi iyashintsha. Kodwa uthando lungaba yinqaba kunenganekwane. Futhi naphezu kwazo zonke izinhlekelele zayo, ukucasuka, ukudideka, ukungqubuzana, nokungezwani, ingaba yinto ehlekisayo exakile futhi enganakile futhi. Izinto esizenzayo egameni lothando nangenxa yothando zinganikeza indawo ecebile yokuzalanisa okuthile okujabulisayo namahlaya aphefumulelwe. Nakuba okuningi kuzoncika endleleni esibabheka ngayo. 

Uma ufuna ugqozi oluthile ngamahlaya othando ongatshela intombi yakho ngomyalezo noma wenze umuntu omthandayo amamatheke amahora amaningi , la mahlaya obuhlobo angase akwenze uhleke (Futhi mhlawumbe akusize uhleke kaningana):

• Enzani amaZombi amabili lapho ethandana kakhulu?
  Bangcwabane
• Kwenzekani kuma-vampires amabili ahamba ngosuku oluyimpumputhe? 
  Bathandana ekuqaleni kokulunywa
• Kwenzekani lapho ikhandlela lihamba lithandana? 
  Ithole ukufana okuphelele
• Abahamba entanjeni eqinile baluthola kanjani uthando?
  Ngokuqomisana ku-inthanethi!
• Uthini kubangani bakho abangabodwa ngoSuku Lwezithandani? 
  Sinifisela usuku oluhle lokuzimela!
• Yathini intombi kasomkhathi ngesikhathi imcela umshado emkhathini? 
  “Ngijabule kakhulu, angikwazi ukuphefumula!”
• Izimpondo ezimbili zahlangana ophahleni, zathandana, zashada. Umcimbi ubungemuhle, kodwa ukwamukelwa kwaba kuhle kakhulu 
• Imithetho emibili yegolide yomshado ojabulisayo: 
  1. Unkosikazi uqinisile. 
  2. Uma uzwa ukuthi unephutha, funda umthetho ongunombolo 1 futhi
• Uyini umehluko phakathi kothando nomshado?
  Uthando aluboni, kodwa umshado uvula amehlo
• Ubudlelwano bufana kakhulu ne-algebra.
  Wake wabheka u-X wakho wazibuza ukuthi Y?

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Corny Love Jokes

"Umehluko wokunambitheka kwamahlaya kuwumthwalo omkhulu ekuthandweni." Washo kanjalo uGeorge Eliot. Siyavuma. Uma kuziwa endabeni yokuhlekisa, ukuba semkhathini ofanayo kubalulekile. Ungase uwathande amahlaya akho nge-twist yakudala, 'i-punny side up', noma njenge-corny njengoba eza. Kodwa ama-punchline akho azowela phansi noma aphele ngokuthula okungajwayelekile uma umlingani wakho engazitholi. 

Futhi uma benza? Khona-ke kungakhathaliseki ukuthi imigqa yakho ingaba shizi noma yakhiwe kanjani, iqinisekile ukwenza amehlo e-SO yakho acwayize ngentokozo. Ngisho noma bengaphenduki ngokuhleka, noma uma kungekho omunye umuntu othola ama-wisecracks akho ehlekisa ikakhulukazi noma into ongahleka ngayo ekhaya.   

Uma umlingani wakho ethola amahlaya akho othando ahlekisayo, sinezinye zakho ezihlekisayo, empeleni zinhle kakhulu ukumenza ahleke futhi amomotheke :

• Uzibiza ngani izintuthwane ezimbili ezibalekela ukugana? 
  I-Ant-elopes
• Kungani kungafanele uthandane nompheki wekhekhe?
  Uzokuphekela
• Lathini isibani eswitshini? 
  Uyangivula!
• Sathini isiguli esiphuke umlenze kudokotela waso? 
  Sawubona doc, nginokudondolozela
• Intombi yami yangitshela ukuthi iyangishiya ngoba ngilokhu ngizenza iTransformer. 
  Ngathi, “Cha, linda! Ngingashintsha”
• Ulubiza ngani uthando lweqiniso lwesipoki? 
  Umngane wakhe we-ghoul
• Hlobo luni lwekhekhe olungafiki ngesikhathi?
  Ikhekhe lika shokoledi
• Ubuwazi ukuthi umshado usekisini elinezindandatho ezintathu?
  Indandatho yomshado, indandatho yomshado, nokuhlupheka
• Uma izinkomishi ezimbili zithandana, uzibiza ngani? 
  Umdlalo owenziwe ezulwini!
• Utholani uma uqabula udrako? 
  Izindebe ezishile

Ukuze uthole ulwazi oluningi olusekelwe ochwepheshe, sicela ubhalisele isiteshi sethu se-YouTube.

Thanda Amahlaya Ngaye 

Ucwaningo lukhombisile ukuthi amadoda avame ukwenza amahlaya amaningi kunabesifazane ekuqaleni kothando oluqalayo. Kodwa athambekele ekuhlekeni kalula ngamahlaya abalingani babo njengoba ubuhlobo buqina. Nakuba bezohlala becabanga ukuthi amahlaya abo ahlekisa kakhulu kunawakho. Ungavumeli lokho kukuvimbele ekubekeni isimo sothando esihlekisayo bese uqala izingxoxo ezihlekisayo ukuze uthole ukuhleka okumbalwa.

Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi nisanda kuqala ukuthandana noma nindawonye isikhashana, uma ufuna amahlaya othando kanye nemigqa eyodwa ezomenza ahleke ngaphakathi, ngisho noma kungaphumi phezulu, awudingi ukubheka ngaphezu kwalolu hlu:     

• Uyakholelwa othandweni ekuqaleni, noma kufanele ngidlule kuwe futhi?
• Ingabe siyizinhlayiya ze-subatomic? Ngoba ngizwa amandla amakhulu phakathi kwethu sobabili
• Ngiyazi ukuthi lokhu kuzozwakala kushibhile, kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi ungcono kakhulu
• Kwesinye isikhathi ngibuka isoka lami bese ngicabanga...
  Hewu. Uyindoda eyodwa enenhlanhla
• Uyafuna ukwazi ukuthi kungani ngihlela ukungasebenzisi i-Google? 
  Ngoba emva kwaso sonke lesi sikhathi engisichithe ngifuna, ngilutholile uthando lwempilo yami futhi nguwe
• Uyini umshado?
  Omunye lapho owesilisa elahlekelwa iziqu zakhe ze-bachelor futhi owesifazane athole inkosi yakhe 
• Lathini elinye ikhabe kwelinye? 
  Ungomunye wekhabe!
• Ukube ubuyizambane, ubuzoba mnandi
• Ithini inyoka entombini yayo? 
  Ngithi ukuhayiza kancane
• Ngifunda mayelana nezinsuku ezibalulekile emlandweni.
  Ufuna ukuqhubeka?

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Thanda Amahlaya Ngaye  

Uma ubhekabheka amaphrofayili okuthandana, uzothola ukuthi i-GSOH noma umuzwa omuhle wokuhleka uthola ukukhulunywa kakhulu. Eqinisweni, ngokuvamile kungenye yezinto zokuqala esizibonayo kumlingani ongaba khona. Ocwaningweni lwangaphakathi nohlelo ku -Tinder, abesifazane balinganise amahlaya njengekhwalithi efiseleka kakhulu kumlingani wokuthandana. Ngakho-ke uma ungenza intombazane ihleke , ingabe unengxenye yenhliziyo yayo? Kungenzeka kakhulu, kusho lolu cwaningo . Sithi isizathu esanele sokuhlaziya imigqa yakho.

Kungakhathaliseki ukuthi ubheka ihlaya elihlekisayo lokutshela intombi yakho noma uthanda amahlaya ukuze utshele intombi yakho ngombhalo, sihlanganise ambalwa ukuze sikusize ukitaze ithambo layo elihlekisayo nobukhazikhazi bayo:

• Kufanele ube umshiseli! Ngoba uma sindawonye kuvele kuqhamuke izinhlansi!
• Ingabe unalo ibhandishi? Ngoba ngivele nganwaya idolo lami ngiwela kuwe
• Sawubona, igama lakho i-Wi-Fi? Ngoba ngizwa uxhumo oluqinile?
• Ingabe unguSiri? Ngoba uyangiqedela ngokuzenzakalela
• Ngilahlekile. Ungakwazi ukunginika izikhombisi-ndlela eziya enhliziyweni yakho?
• Uzibiza ngani izinyoni ezimbili ezithandanayo? 
  Tweet-izinhliziyo!
• Ifoni yayishela kanjani intombi yayo? 
  Ikhiphe indandatho
• Ngathi: “Ngiyakuthanda futhi ngeke ngikwazi ukuphila ngaphandle kwakho.” 
  Intombi yami yagigitheka futhi yabuza: “Ingabe nguwe noma iwayini liyakhuluma?” 
  Ngathi: “Yimi engikhuluma newayini”
• Mntanami, wenza i-floppy disk yami ibe yi-hard drive
• Kqokani, ngqongqotha!
  Ubani lapho? 
  Amanzi. 
  Amanzi ngobani? 
  Nisela amanzi namuhla ebusuku?

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Amahlaya Angcono Kakhulu 'Ngiyakuthanda'  

Kungase kufike isikhathi ebudlelwaneni lapho ungase uzizwe unesifiso esingenakuphikiswa, esingaphezu kwamandla, nesingenakulawuleka sokuthi, “Ngikuthanda kanjani! Ake ngibale izindlela.” Manje, kungakhathaliseki ukuthi kusebenza njengentelezi; kubenza babe namahloni ; noma kubi, kubi, noma ukwehluleka okukhulu cishe njalo kuncike ekushintsheni kwenhliziyo yomuntu okhethekile.

Kunesizathu esenza ukuthi uthando lubizwe ngokuthi luyingcebo engaqondakali futhi engaqinisekile. Uma ukungaqiniseki kuba ukuhlushwa okungapheli, kuthiwani ngokuhlola ukuthi bazizwa kanjani ngawe noma ukubashiya kancane noma okubili? Ngalokho, lawa mahlaya angaba yindawo enhle yokuqala (aqinisekile ukuthi azobulala uma imizwa yakho iphindiselwa, futhi): 

• Kufanele ube ibhotela lamantongomane. Ngoba wenza inhliziyo yami ibe jelly
• Ngithanda wena bhotela kunanoma ubani!
• Kufanele ube umlingo. Ngoba njalo uma ngikubuka, bonke abanye bayanyamalala
• Masenze ubugebengu obuphelele. Ngizontshontsha inhliziyo yakho, nawe ungantshontsha eyami
• Asiwona amasokisi. Kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi singenza ipheya enhle kakhulu
• Ubani owayazi ukuthi ngizoba umnikezeli wezitho zomzimba ngisemncane kangaka?
  Inhliziyo yami sengiyinikele kuwe
• Lathini elinye isibani kwelinye? 
  Nginithanda ama-watts nama-watts
• Yathini enye intaba-mlilo kwenye? 
  Ngiyakuthanda
• Knock, ngqongqotha. 
  Ubani lapho?
  Candice. 
  Candice, ubani? 
  Candice kube uthando lweqiniso engikuzwa manje
• Kqokani, ngqongqotha!
  Ubani lapho? 
  Akekho. 
  Akekho ubani? 
  Akekho owaziyo ukuthi ngikuthanda kangakanani

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Amahlaya Angahleliwe On Love

Uthando aludingi imvumelwano noma isizathu. Futhi ungashayi u-'thumela' ihlaya elihlekisayo ukutshela intombi yakho noma isoka (noma umdlalo wakho we-Bumble walolo daba) elizokwenza bahleke ngokungalawuleki. Noma kungaphakathi kwesizathu: uma kukhulunywa ngamahlaya, okuningi akuhlali kujabulisa. 

Uma ubheka isikhathi eside futhi uqinile, cishe uzothola i-meme yobudlelwano noma ezimbili kuzo zonke izikhathi. Noma ngisho neziphakamiso zokuphula iqhwa. Mhlawumbe imibuzo ehlekisayo ye-Tinder yokwenza umbono. Kanye 'nezihlekisayo' ezifanelana nemizwa nesimo somlingani wakho. Nakuba cishe ngeke kudingeke wenze kanjalo. Ngoba sesivele senze umsebenzi onzima kuwe. Nazi ezinye zehlaya ezingahleliwe eziza ezingasiza ekwakheni ukuhleka futhi, ngethemba, zibenze bakuthumelele imiyalezo ngokushesha:

• Kungani isikwele sahlukana nesiyingi?
  Wayengadinwa ngokwanele
• Kungani ibhubesi lahlukana nentombi yalo?
  Ngoba wayeyingulule
• Kungani umabhange ehlukana nentombi yakhe?
  Wayesephelelwa yintshisekelo
• Sathini esinye isikebhe kwesinye isikebhe? 
  Ingabe unentshisekelo ku-row-mance encane?
• Uzwile ngencwajana eshade nepensela? 
  Ekugcineni wathola uMnu Bhala
• Nkosikazi: “Ephusheni lami ngikubone esitolo sobucwebe wangithengela indandatho yedayimane.
  Myeni: “Nami ngibe nephupho elifanayo ngabona ubaba wakho ekhokha imali”
• Lapho indoda ivulela umkayo isicabha semoto, ungaqiniseka ngento eyodwa—kungaba imoto yintsha sha noma inkosikazi inja.
• Umbhangqwana waya kophola esitolo sokudlela sikanokusho. Owesifazane utshela owesilisa ukuthi asho okuthile okuzokwenza inhliziyo yakhe ishaye ngamandla. 
  Uyaphendula, “Ngikhohlwe isikhwama sami semali”
• Intombi yami yangishiya ngoba yayingakwazi ukuphatha i-OCD yami.
  Ngathi akavale umnyango kahlanu lapho ephuma
• Kungani ungashadi nomdlali wethenisi?
  Ngoba uthando alusho lutho kubo

Njengoba isazi sokusebenza kwengqondo esaziwa kakhulu uDkt. John Gottman sithi, “Imibhangqwana ehleka ndawonye, ​​ihlala ndawonye.” Ukusebenzisa amahlaya kungaba indlela enhle yokunciphisa umoya, ukulungisa ukuhlukana, ukudambisa isimo esicindezelayo ngokushesha, ukubhekana nokungqubuzana, ukuxhumana, nokunciphisa ibanga phakathi kwezinhliziyo. Ngakho-ke, fundani 'okuhlekisayo' ndawonye, ​​nishintshane ngamahlaya othando, futhi nipende isithombe esihlekisayo se-lark. Amathuba okuthi bavele bajoyine 'i-pun'.

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