Kodi Usikuuno Ndi Usiku?

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Bill Cosby, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, ndi Peter Russell - oseketsa awa amafanana chiyani? Kwa diso losaphunzitsidwa, zingawoneke ngati kusowa kwa kugonana m'miyoyo yawo. Koma kodi n’chifukwa chake amakambitsirana za nkhaniyi pasiteji? Nachi chinsinsi: palibe amene amagonana mokwanira, m'malingaliro awo. Koma oseketsa oyimirira okha amadandaula pamaso pa khamu la anthu.

Zikondwerero Zongochitika Mwachisawawa

Moyo wabwino wogonana sumangokhala kwa oseketsa opambana okha. Ngakhale anthu omwe akufuna kukhala oseketsa amatha kuvutika. Ndikukumbukira kuti nthawi imeneyo, tinkagwiritsa ntchito mwayi uliwonse womwe tingathe. Nthawi ina, tinakondwerera Rekha akupanga rotis yozungulira bwino ndi gawo lachangu pansi pa konkire!

Tinalinso ndi mphindi zina zongochitika zokha. Monga nthawi yomwe tidagula wokonda patebulo ku Saravana Store ku T-Nagar, Chennai. Ndinayendetsa njinga, ndipo Rekha adagwira fan kumbuyo kwanga. Titatopa kwambiri titafika kunyumba, koma kukondwerera ndi kamphepo kozizirirako kochokera ku zimakupiza watsopanoyo ndizomwe tinkafunikira. Kalelo, chilichonse chinkawoneka chongochitika mwachisawawa komanso chokonda.

Masiku ano, zinthu zasintha. Dzulo lokha, pamene tinkamwa tiyi wa m'mawa ndi Rekha, ndinati, “Pamene tinakwatirana sunkadziwa kuphika - ukukumbukira momwe ndinakuphunzitsira?” “Ukupita kuti ndi izi?” “Palibe kulikonse - ndimafuna kuti usaiwale aphunzitsi ako,” ndinaumirira. “Ngati sukudziwa, usikuuno ndi usiku ... ukufuna kuwononga?” Ndinabwerera m'mbuyo. Ndinayamba kudziletsa. Sindinkadziwa kuti usikuuno udzakhala usiku. Tsopano popeza ndinadziwa, sindingathe kuika pachiswe chilichonse.

Njira Yam'mawa

A Rekha akamalankhula choncho, amakhala ngati khoti lapereka tsiku, ndipo wina amayenera kusunga tsiku lina adzabwezanso sabata ina. "Ayi ayi .... Sindikufuna kuwononga." Ndinatenga kapu yanga ya tiyi ndikupita kukakhala pansi pomwe ndinali ndi mwayi wochepa wothamangira ku Rekha - pafupi ndi mabuku. Pambuyo pa maola awiri, ndinayenda pang’onopang’ono kupita kwa Rekha ndi kum’funsa kuti, “Kodi chakudya cham’mawa chakonzeka?” "Zikhala zokonzeka posachedwa." "CHABWINO." Ndizo zonse zomwe ndinganene ndisanalowe nawonso mabuku anga. Patatha ola limodzi - 10 am - ndinapeza chakudya changa cham'mawa. Rekha akadapanda kundiuza 7 koloko kuti usiku uno ndi usiku womwe ndikhala ndi mwayi, ndikadadziwabe - masana.

Mkazi wanga sakudziwa kuti ndawerenga zizindikiro ndipo tsopano ndimatha kulosera molondola 99% ngati ndikhale ndi mwayi kapena ayi. 1% yotsalayo ndi pamene timatha kuyang'ana filimu ya Richard Gere kapena George Clooney pambuyo pa chakudya chamasana kapena chakudya chamadzulo ndipo mwadzidzidzi Rekha amayamba kudana nane. Umu ndi momwe zochitika zatsiku zimakhalira m'masiku otere-

Chisokonezo Chamadzulo

12 koloko: Rekha amandifunsa kuti, “Lero sukumeta ndevu?
12.15pm: Rekha amayesetsa kuti mwana wathu Rhea amalize nkhomaliro pofika 12:30 pm ndi kugona pokwana 1 koloko masana.
12.30 pm-2.00 pm: Rhea samamvetsetsa zadzidzidzi wathu ndipo akupitiriza kusewera pabedi. Poyamba, zimakhala zokongola koma m'kupita kwa nthawi amayamba kuoneka ngati chilombo chomwe sichikufuna kuti mukhale pafupi ndi mkazi wanu. Nthawi zina zimaoneka ngati akuchita dala. Cha m'ma 1:30 pm kuleza mtima kumatha ndipo ine ndi Rekha timayamba kumudzudzula - kuti agone. Pofika 2 koloko masana, tonse tinali titaiwala kupanga zachikondi ndipo tikukhudzidwa kwambiri kuti Rhea agone msanga kuti tidye chakudya chamasana.

Kuwerenga kofanana: Njira yopezera banja losangalala komanso losangalala

2.20pm: Tikungomaliza nkhomaliro tikuonera TV ndipo Rekha anati, "Mukufuna kuchedwetsa?" Ndimaseka ngati tikukamba za masewera a Olimpiki a Rio, omwe akuyenera kuimitsidwa chifukwa cha kachilombo ka Zika komwe kafalikira ku Brazil konse. Koma nthawi zambiri ndimavomereza, "Usiku ndiye?"
3.00pm: Tonse tidagona pabedi nditatopa komanso takhuta ndi chakudya- tikusangalala kuti sizinathe. Osachepera, pali chinachake choyembekezera, madzulo.
3.30pm: Rekha akugona ndipo ndikuganiza- Chifukwa chiyani sizingatheke kawiri? Bwanji osatero mobwerezabwereza madzulo? Kodi zimenezi zinasiya kuchitika liti? Tsiku lomwe ndidachita kawiri likuwoneka ngati lakutali tsopano. Patali kwambiri moti sindikukumbukira ngakhale zinali ndi mkazi yemweyo.
4.30pm: Alamu amalira ndipo banja lonse latuluka m’malo mwa siesta. Chinthu choyamba chimene chimatuluka mkamwa mwanga pamene ndidzuka ndikuyang'ana Rekha, "Usiku ndiye, huh?" Iye akuvomereza. Koma ndikuwona kale akunong'oneza bondo. Akadakonda kumalizitsa masana kuti isalende pamutu pake ngati lupanga la Damocles.
5.30pm: Ndinapita kwa mkazi wanga n'kumuuza kuti: “Pratap wangoimba foni, n'kunena kuti akufuna kudzamwa mowa. Rekha akuwombera pulaniyo ponena kuti sakonda fungo la mowa ndipo ndiyenera kusankha pakati pa Pratap ndi iye. Ndinamuimbira Pratap kunena kuti mkazi wanga anali atakonzekera kale ulendo wokagula zinthu ndipo sindikanatha kulowa nawo gawo la mowa.
6.30pm: Rekha akundiyandikira ndikundifunsa kuti, “Iwe sunametebe?” Ndimamuuza kuti ndipita mphindi khumi zikubwerazi pomwe amaseka kuti, "Zikatero, ungafunikenso kusamba."
6.45pm: Ndimeta ndikufikira kwa Rekha kuti ndimudziwitse. Amayankha kuti, "Mukumvetsabe kuti lero sitingachite nkomwe, eti? Nanga bwanji ngati Rhea agona usikuuno?" Ndimayankha kuti, "Inde ndikudziwa - ndameta kumene kuti ndipewe kuthamanga kwa Lolemba m'mawa."
7pm: Rekha anaganiza kuti nthawi yakwana yoti atsuke zofunda pabedi ndi pilo m'chipinda chathu chogona. Amawasintha ndi mawonekedwe atsopano pomwe Rhea ndi ine timamuwona akuchita nawo ntchitoyi.

7.30pm: Nthawi yachakudya cha Rhea imayamba molawirira lero. Nthawi zambiri, imakhala 8 pm, koma lero 7.30 yake kuti ipereke mphindi 30 zowonjezera zomwe zimafunika kulowetsedwa mundandanda watsiku ndi tsiku.
8.00pm: Rhea akudyabe ...
8.30pm: Rhea akusangalala ndi mchere wake ...
9.00pm: Mphindi 15 wa Rhea atadya chakudya chamadzulo Tom & Jerry wangoyamba kumene…
9.30pm: Maminiti 15 a Rhea atatha chakudya chamadzulo Tom & Jerry wawonjezedwa ndi mphindi 15 kachitatu.
9.45pm: Ine ndi Rekha tikutaya mtima. Rhea sakugona. Zikuwoneka ngati kutha kwapafupi - kodi tidzatha? Funso lalikulu limakhala pamlingo.
10.00pm: TV yazimitsidwa ndipo Rhea adavomera kugwira manja ndi amayi ake ndikugona.
10.10pm: Chifukwa sanali kutseka maso ake, Rhea anadzudzulidwa ndi amayi ake. Tsopano iye sali paubwenzi ndi amayi ake koma mabwenzi ndi abambo ake- kotero tsopano akuyesera kugona atagwira manja a abambo ake.
10.20pm: Kupuma pang'ono kwa m'mphuno kumasonyeza kuti mwana yemwe ali ndi chimfine wagunda pabedi ndipo wayamba kugona. Ine ndi Rekha timayang'ana The Big Bang Chiphunzitsochi kwa mphindi 15 kutsimikizira kuti Rhea akugona bwino.
10.45pm: Rekha amatsegula kaye, "Kodi tikufuna lero?"

Kuwerenga kofanana: Ndi zonunkhira m'moyo wanga

"Titatha kudya kapena kale?" Amafunsa. "Hmm-lovuta funso- zatsala pang'ono 11 ndipo ndili ndi njala kugahena," ndikutero. "Ndikudziwa. Inenso." Kamodzi ine ndi mkazi wanga timagwirizana pa chinachake. "Koma pali chilichonse chomwe chingasinthe mukatha kudya? Titha kukhala ndi chakudya chamadzulo pofika 11:30 pm - musanene kuti kwachedwa komanso zonsezo."

Rekha anavomereza kuti, “Kunena zoona, ngakhale panopa sindinasankhepo chilichonse—choncho tiyeni tidye chakudya chamadzulo ndi kuyembekezera zabwino.” Patadutsa mphindi 100, tinamusiya Rhea akugona m’chipinda chathu chogona ndipo tinapita kuchipinda chachiwiri. Ndikamatseka makatani mchipindamo, ndikuwona mnansi wanga atayimirira pakhonde lake akuyang'ana komwe ndikupita, akuseka ndikundipatsa chizindikiro chala chala chachikulu. Ndikanakhala iye, ndikanachitanso chimodzimodzi - chifukwa chiyani wina amakoka makatani 11 usiku? Ndikupita pakama, foni yanga ya m'manja inalira. Ndi chidziwitso cha Facebook. Neba wanga waku khonde wasintha mbiri yake ya Facebook ndikundiyikanso. Kusintha kwake kumawerengedwa- Kunenedweratu nthawi ya 37. Amakhala ndi mwayi usikuuno!

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