Mkwatibwi yemwe adagonanapo kale amaonedwa kuti ndi woipa kuposa ngakhale mkwatibwi wa zombie. Inde, tonse tikudziwa kuti monga gulu timakonda kulemekeza mkwatibwi namwali ndikukondwera ndi chiyero chake monga momwe zinalili kwa ife.
Kukhala namwali mkwatibwi ndi pafupifupi lingaliro kuti zozikika mwa akazi mu zaka zawo zazikulu. Monga ngati popanda gawo lofunikira la chithunzithunzichi, moyo wawo ukhoza kusokonezeka. Palibe olemekezeka pokhala mkwatibwi wa namwali ndipo zaka zoponderezedwa zogonana zatipangitsa kuganiza mosiyana. Tiyeni tifufuze mozama pakusunga unamwali mpaka titalowa m'banja ndi nkhani iyi ya mayi wachikulire yemwe ali ndi zolinga zabwino atazindikira kusazindikira kwa mkwatibwi za thupi lake komanso kugonana:
Kupulumutsa Namwali Mpaka Ukwati
M'ndandanda wazopezekamo
Kukakamiza unamwali musanakwatiwe ndi lingaliro lomwe limagwirizana ndi chikondi ndi maphunziro amakono masiku ano. Kusowa kwathu maphunziro ogonana kumapangitsa kuti kugonana kuwoneke ngati chinthu choopsa ichi chomwe cholinga chake ndi kuchotsa kusalakwa pankhope za atsikana. Izi n'zosadabwitsa chifukwa zimachitika padziko lonse lapansi. Unamwali uyenera kukhala chisankho chaumwini osati chachizolowezi.
Chabwino, uku ndikufuula kwa amayi onse kunja uko omwe akufuna kukhala mabwenzi apamtima ndi ana awo aakazi. Makamaka ndikulozera kwa mayi wa mnzanga yemwe akukwatiwa mu mwezi umodzi ndipo adanditsata mochenjera mpaka ku loo, uku akuwombera wamanjenje akundiyang'ana. Chotero, pamene ndinampatsa padi la ukhondo, iye anangoseka mwamantha nati, “Ndimafuna kulankhula nawe.”
Lekani kudandaula kuti mwana wanuyo ndi namwali mkwatibwi. Pali zinthu zambiri zomwe angagwiritse ntchito kulowererapo kwanu m'moyo wake. Palibe kugonana mpaka ukwati kapena kugonana tsiku lililonse ndi chisankho chomwe ayenera kupanga osati inu.
Palibe kulankhula ndi amayi akuluakulu
Ndipo, anayankhula. Zambiri. Ndipo titatha khofi katatu, ine ndinali nditagwira mutu kuganiza za kamtsikana kakang'ono ka 21-chinachake, 46-kg kulemera, ndi chinsalu chopanda kanthu chomwe anali. Wopanda kutengeka, chidziwitso, ndipo choyipa kwambiri, kusamala za kugonana kwake. Chifukwa iye ndi mabwenzi apamtima ndi amayi ake, koma, ndithudi, sangakhoze kuyankhula za akuluakulu ndi iye (kugwedeza maso).
Palibe malingaliro okhudzana ndi kugonana
Chifukwa chake, tidakhala m'chipinda chodyeramo ndi iye kufunafuna kulikonse anthu omwe angatimve, ndi mafunso miliyoni pankhope pake, omwe sanathe kufunsa kapena kufunsa. Komabe, iye anachita pambuyo pa kuseketsa kwambiri.
Mafunso monga, 'Kodi zimapweteka?', 'Mumachita liti?' kapena 'Mumachita bwanji?' osakutayani kwambiri, koma mafunso monga, 'Ndinawerenga pa intaneti, kuti kuluma kwachikondi kungakupheni, kodi nzoona?' zimakupangitsani kununkhiza khofi ndikutulutsa chakumwa chomwe tatchulachi m'mphuno mwanu.
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Ndipo, pamene ndinaseka poyamba pa zomwe msungwanayu anali nazo, posakhalitsa ndinasokonezeka ndi mfundo yakuti samadziwa za thupi lake ndi kugonana. Chomwe chinandidodometsa kwambiri chinali chakuti anali wokonzeka kukhala moyo wake ndi mnyamata yemwe anali atadziwa kale miyezi isanu ndi umodzi kuti akhale mkwatibwi wake wangwiro.
Choyipa kwambiri chinali gawo lomwe adaulula pomwe bwenzi lake adayesa kumpsompsona ndipo adamukana, chifukwa "zinali zonyansa". Uwu! Ndinamufunsa kuti angachite chiyani pa nkhani ya kugonana ngati ataona kuti kupsompsona n’konyansa.
Iye anati, ' Ho jata hai .' N'zosadabwitsa kuti monga anthu, tapangitsa atsikana athu kuthawa malingaliro a chisangalalo ndi chisangalalo. Palinso ubwino wambiri pa thanzi wa kupsompsonana pamodzi ndi chisangalalo chogonana chomwe chimabweretsa. Nchifukwa chiyani taphunzitsa akazi kupewa zimenezo?
Kodi kudzikonda kulipo?
Ndinamufunsa ngati ali ndi zibwenzi ndipo anapitiriza kunena kuti ndi chinthu choipa ngakhale kugwira mwamuna. Chabwino, ndiye kusankha kwake kwathunthu, koma atha kudzigwira, sichoncho? Apa anaphethira maso ake. Kukhudza? Bwanji? Kuti? Apo? Uwu! Susu amachokera kumeneko…
Nditatola nsagwada zomwe zidagwera pansi, ndidafunsa kuti, 'Kodi sunamvepo kunyowa pansi pamenepo? Simunaonepo Titanic?' 'Inde koma nanga bwanji?' Ndidayesa kumufotokozera momwe clitori imagwirira ntchito, koma adandiuza kuti akudya ndipo safuna kumvera, ndidasiya kumuuza za orgasms.
Iye sanali wokonzeka basi
Ndinamuuza kuti sunakonzekere ukwati kapena kugonana, ndikuiwala udindo wonsewo. Koma, anapitiriza kupumira kuti akazife timavutika kwambiri moti timayenera kudutsa msambo, kugonana ndi kubereka ana.
Ndipo, pamene iye anafuula chimodzimodzi pamaso pa amayi ake ndi agogo ake, iwo ananena kuti sanachite izo mu nthawi zawo. 'Chavuta ndi chiyani?' Namwaliyu mkwatibwi sanadziwe kalikonse pa usiku wake woyamba.
Sadziwa za thupi lake
Kusunga unamwali mpaka kulowa m’banja kunamupangitsa kuti asakhalenso ndi chidwi ndi zofunikira za thupi lake ndi momwe zimagwirira ntchito. clitoris, mawere, makamaka, maliseche - samadziwa chilichonse chokhudza iwo. Sakudziwa zomwe zimamugwirira ntchito ndipo Mulungu amadziwa ngati mwamuna wake angatero. Ngati satero ndiye kuti mtsikanayu wakhala kwa nthawi yaitali akungoyang’ana faniyo n’kumadabwa kuti vutolo lidzatha liti.
Kapena za kugonana kwake
Damn, sakudziwa kudabwitsa kwa clitori! Kodi amadziwa bwanji ngati kugonana kwa amuna kapena akazi okhaokha kungamuthandize? Mukungomumanga kwa mwamuna ndi chiyembekezo cha kukhutitsidwa kwake koma palibe chifukwa chomukhutiritsa. Chifukwa kukhutitsidwa kwake ndikungowonjezera, osati chofunikira.
Nanga bwanji ngati sizigwirizana?
Kusunga unamwali mpaka ukwati ulibe phindu lenileni kapena lowoneka pokhapokha ngati ndi kusankha komwe munthu apanga kuti akwaniritse zofuna zake. Monga mkwatibwi namwali, iye alibe maphunziro kapena ngakhale kuzindikira thupi lake. Popanda chizoloŵezi kapena kuyeserera, bwanji ngati azindikira kuti sizigwirizana?
Kapena kugonana kumakhala kowawa, kapena china chake sichikuyenda bwino. Kugonana sikutanthauza kuti munthu akhale ndi ana. Ngati muli ndi mwamuna kwa zaka 30-40 zikubwerazi, kugonana kuyenera kukhala chinthu chofunikira kwambiri, ndikuganiza. Kugonana bwino ndikofunikira kwambiri kuti banja likhale labwino ndipo pamafunika kumvetsetsana kwambiri komanso kulankhulana kuti zinthu ziyende bwino.
Pali zambiri zambiri pa intaneti
Ngati simukufuna kugonana mpaka m'banja, zili bwino. Koma muyenera kudziwa zambiri za usiku wanu woyamba monga namwali mkwatibwi. Inde, ndamva zomveka kulikonse - ingoyang'anani! Kuti, werengani pa intaneti kapena penyani zolaula. Pali njira zambiri. Kumbukirani, mutha kuwerenga zambiri zolakwika zomwe zitha kupitilira kapena kuchepetsedwa.
Kapena penyani anthu akugonana popanda mzimu akupanga phokoso pafupipafupi, ndi ziwalo zathupi zomwe zili ndi maopaleshoni zomwe sizikuchitirani chilichonse. Simuyenera kuyankhula ndi munthu yemwe wachitadi ndipo angakhalepo kuti akuthandizeni m'maganizo. (Kunyoza, kunyoza!)
Lankhulani ndi mwana wanu wamkazi zokhudza kugonana ndi kugonana
Lankhulani ndi mwana wanu wamkazi ndipo muuze zinthu zimenezi. Kupsopsonana kumeneko sikuli koyipa, kugonana sikuli koyipa, kuganiza za pachimake sikuli koyipa. Kukhala namwali mkwatibwi sikofunikira ndipo ndi kusankha kwake kwathunthu. Kugonana kumeneko sikonyansa, kapena kunyansidwa, kapena chinachake chimene simukufuna kuti aganizire koma mukuyembekeza kuti akhale wokonzeka ndi kapu ya mkaka pamene mwamuna wake amalowa m'chipinda usiku wotsatira ukwati. Chifukwa chakuti simuli mabwenzi apamtima a ana anu aakazi ngati mwana wanu wamkazi apita kwa munthu wogwira naye ntchito mwachisawawa kuti akamufunse kuti, 'Ngati mungafa chifukwa chotuluka magazi m'chisembwere?'
Kodi muyenera kugonana musanalowe m'banja? Chimenecho ndi chosankha chaumwini. Chilichonse chili ndi ubwino ndi kuipa kwake. Kusunga unamwali mpaka kulowa m’banja ndi chinthu chimene anthu ena amachiona kuti n’chopatulika ndipo n’chabwino. Anthu ena amakonda kufufuza zomwe angasankhe ndikumvetsetsa matupi awo asanagone. Mulimonsemo, ana athu aakazi ayenera kudziwa zomwe akudzipangira okha. Kusazindikira sikuli kwachilungamo ndipo kudzawapwetekadi mtsogolomu. Amayi, kwa inu!
Ibibazo
Ayi ndithu. Sikofunikira kapena kofunikira - njira yokha ya moyo yomwe imadalira zomwe mukufuna. Musalole kuti wina akuuzeni kuti kukhala namwali ndikofunika kwa mwamuna wanu kapena moyo wanu.
Sizili choncho. Akazi amauzidwa izi kuti awoneke ngati opatulika ndi oyera kwa mwamuna yemwe adzakhala naye moyo wawo wonse. Koma zimenezo si zofunika. Chofunika ndikuti mufufuze thupi lanu ndi kugonana kwanu musanapange mapangano akuluakulu.
Ndizoposa zabwino. Kukhala mkwatibwi namwali kapena ayi, sikumapanga kusiyana kwenikweni kwa ukwati wanu kapena inu monga mkazi. M'malo mwake, kuchita pang'ono kungakhale kwabwino kwa inu.
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