Okumnandi Kakhulu Okwenziwa Isoka Lami Lapho Lidakiwe

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Kubuyekezwe ngomhla ka-: Juni 10, 2025
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Uma abafana sebedakiwe bangenza noma yini ukusuka kokudlula kusofa, bakhohlwe ukuthi bakuphi ukuze bagibele ibhasi elingafanele baye ekhaya noma yini. Kuyiqiniso isoka elidakiwe okumele likuncike emahlombe ukuze likwazi ukuhamba lingaba yinto ecasulayo kodwa uma livula umlomo nokuvuma okungenasisekelo "Hhayi-ke, ngiyabonga" kuya "Kunjalo nje" iphuma ingaphenduka inhlekisa. Ama-lightweight ajwayele ukukhihla isililo kanti sekusele izintombi zabo ukuthi zithwale indoda yazo ziye ekhaya kulokhu. Kodwa isoka elihle kunawo wonke futhi izindaba zentombi zenzeka uma bedakiwe futhi uma ukhuluma ngakho kamuva kungase kujabulise ngempela. Manje ake singene kuzo zonke izinto ezihlekisayo ezenziwa isoka lakho ngesikhathi lidakiwe.

Izindaba Zokubhebhana Ezimnandi

Ngaphandle kokwenza into evamile eyenzeka njalo-ngoLwesihlanu ngemva kwezikhonkwane ezimbili ze-vodka ezixutshwe namashothi amahlanu e-tequila, kunezikhathi lapho uhlobo olufanele lokuziphatha lunwetshwa ngendlela engaphezulu. Umntwana wangaphakathi uyaphuma futhi akukho lutho olubonakala luyingozi kakhulu ukuba lungabulawa. Kungenzeka ukuthi kwakuhloswe ukuba kube yinto engathi sína lapho bekwenza, kodwa ukubulawa kwasusa ukungathí sina kukho. Okusele ngemuva inqwaba yezinkumbulo ezilufifi nezingxenyana zokuthi “Ngakwenzelani lokho?”

Nazi izinganekwane ezixoxwa abesifazane ngazo zonke izinto ezenziwa amasoka abo edakiwe.

Ukufunda Okuhlobene: 7 Amadoda Aveza Izinto Ezinhle Ezenziwa Zintombi Zabo Ezidakiwe

1. Isoka lami lashesha emi ngezinyawo

"Mina nesoka lami sasibuya ngo-3 ekuseni. Sadonswa ekupheleni kukaPark Street. Wayedakiwe ngakho-ke uma becabanga ukuthi sasishayela siphuzile, kwakuzosho uhambo oluya ejele laseKolkata. Ngakho-ke ngemva kokudonsa, washiya isiteringi, wagxumela esihlalweni esingemuva futhi wangitshela ukuthi kwakuyiphoyisa elihambayo. ukushayela ngenkathi isoka lami lizenza sengathi lilala esihlalweni esingemuva.

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2. Uma ukhuluma nomama wakho esikhundleni sentombi

"Sasisephathini sangena kule mpi enzima ngoba sobabili sasidakiwe. Ngangihlezi kuveranda yena ekwelinye ikhoneni lendlu nabangane bakhe. Ngemva kwemizuzu engamashumi amathathu wangifonela waxolisa ngokulwa nami. (Indaba exoxwa ngabangane bami). Kodwa angizange ngithole ucingo oluvela kuye. Kwavela ukuthi, wadakwa wangixoxela umama wakhe izinto engangizicabanga. wamtshela.”

3. Umzuzu othi "Ngingadla-inkukhu".

"Isoka lami liphuma emndenini othanda imifino, alikaze liyizwe into engeyona imifino futhi ngangingakaze ngimcele ukuthi enze njalo ngoba ngangihlonipha ukukhetha kwakhe. Kwake kwenzeka ukuthi sonke siye endaweni yokudlela futhi senza ama-kebabs. Wakhetha ukudla ama-veg kebabs. Kodwa umngane wami wathi i-veg kebab inambitheka njengenyama. Isoka lami lavele lacasuka kangangokuthi alizange lingithinte ebusuku. wena umbono wokuthi ungumuntu odla imifino ongakanani kodwa konke lokho kwashintsha lapho edakwe kakhulu ngelinye ilanga.

Sasinephathi ye-tequila endaweni yomngane wethu futhi empeleni sasingazi ukuthi kungaba yingozi kangakanani ukudutshulwa kwe-tequila. Ngemva kokudutshulwa okwesithathu, umngane wami wacela isoka lami ukuthi libe namaphiko enkukhu futhi uma likwazile ukulinika ama-Rs 5000. Ngangike ngicabange ukuthi isoka lami elidakiwe lalingeke livume ukubhejwa kodwa ngamangala kakhulu, lakwenza. Ngacabanga ukuthi kulungile mhlawumbe uzoba neyodwa futhi ame lapho ukuze awine ukubhejwa.

Kodwa ngase ngikhohliwe ukuthi wayenama-tequila shots angu-4 ngaleso sikhathi futhi washwabadela amaphiko enkukhu ayi-6 kwaze kwaba yilapho amehlo ami aphuma kusokhethi ngokungakholwa.

Ngisamile ukuxoshwa ukuthi ngizotshela abazali bakhe ukuthi wenzani ngalobo busuku futhi uyavuma ukuthi akakhumbuli ukuthi wenzani. Kungenye into engisebenzise u-Rs 5000 ukuze ngikhethe izimonyo.”

4. Ilinde wena emnyango uma kuyilokho okudingeka kwenziwe

"Mina nesoka lami saxabana. Ngalobo busuku wadakwa kakhulu futhi elokhu engibiza. Angizange ngiphendule. Kuvela ukuthi wayehlezi emnyango wami futhi engibiza ethi angivule umnyango futhi efuna ukulungisa izinto. Wavele wafa futhi ngamthola ngakusasa ekuseni. Wayedakwe kakhulu engasakhumbuli nokuthi ungqongqoze yini emnyango. Wachitha ubusuku bonke ngaphandle komnyango wami." Ngicabanga kanjalo.

5. Qhudelana njalo ukuze uqedele abantu ongabazi

“Besikule ndawo ngoNcibijane, ngaphambi kwamabili, isoka lami lanyamalala futhi sasingamtholanga ndawo. Ngemva kokuphela kwesikhathi sokubala, samthola ehlezi exoxa ngesinqumo sikaNcibijane nabantu abangabazi nhlobo. Uma ngisondela kuye wangikhomba wathi “Nansi Isithandwa senhliziyo yami Bengilokhu ngikhuluma.” Abantu engingabazi babengabantu abalungile futhi bangitshela ukuthi ubelokhu eqhubeka kahle ngami kubo.”

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6. Isoka elangishiya ngiqhanyelwe

“Ngesikhathi mina nesoka lami sithunyelwe e-Chennai, sasivame ukuvakashela uPondicherry cishe zonke izimpelasonto. Ngesinye isikhathi, ngemva kokudakwa kakhulu, wacasuka umculo owawukhala kakhulu, waphuma endaweni yokucima ukoma waya e-Rock Beach walala ebhentshini. Abahlanzayo kwadingeka bamcele ukuba avuke. Njengoba ayedakiwe wayekhohliwe ukuthi ngimhambise e-Uber, wamtshela ukuthi ngimhambise e-Uber. (okuyihora eli-3 ukusuka e-cab futhi uhambo lwabiza ama-Rs 3k Konke lokhu kwenzeka emizuzwini embalwa ngisegumbini lokugezela ngibheka emuva futhi ngihleke manje kodwa ngivele ngathuka lapho ngingamtholi ndawo."

7. Ukubuza ngomzimba wesifazane

"Isoka lami langaphambili lalingakaze liphuze lutho ngaphandle kukabhiya. Kodwa wake wadakwa ngemva kwezikhonkwane ezimbili zikagologo. Kwakuwusuku lwakhe lokuzalwa futhi ngamthola engutsheni yami yangaphansi, egxisha ubhodisi ngephephandaba elishwabene. Izaba zakhe: Wayefuna ukubona ukuthi abantu besifazane bangakwazi yini ukubuka izinzwane zabo bemile beqondile."

Lezi zivumo ziyahlekisa futhi amasoka aphuzile angagcina enza izinto ezixakile ngemuva kokuba namaswigi ambalwa. Manje uyazi ukuthi kungani kufanele ube nomuntu ogade isoka lakho elidakiwe uma uya endaweni yokuwasha endaweni yokucima ukoma?

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