150 Ngā Pātai mō te Pono, mō te Inu rānei: Whakakorikoria ētahi Ngāhau, Ngākau nui, Ngā Kino, me te Aroha

Porohia te aroha

Te hurihuri i ngā pounamu, ngā pātai whakahihiri, me ngā ngākau tere. Kei te mahara koe ki te ataahua me te whakahihiri o te Pono me te Whakataetae tawhito? Ki te mea kei te whakaaro koe, "Āe, engari he kura tuarua rawa atu tēnā", he kōrero hou tāku māu. Tukua ahau kia whakaatu atu ki a koe te pono me te wero pakeke e mahi ana pērā i te makutu parakore: Te Pono, te Inu rānei!

Kei te hiahia koe ki te whakareka i te āhua o te marena me tō hoa rangatira i waenganui i ngā moenga? Kei te rapu huarahi koe ki te wawahi i te hukapapa i te wā tuatahi o te rā? Kei te rapu huarahi rānei koe ki te whakaora i tētahi rōpū hurihanga whare noa? Ngaua tētahi wāhanga o tāu kēmu kura tuarua tino pai engari me ētahi whakakorikori me ētahi karāhe waina, tequila rānei i tēnei wā.

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I mua i te tīmatanga o tēnei kēmu pono, me mōhio koe ki te tākaro i tēnei kēmu, me te angitu hoki. Tuhia ngā pātai ki ngā pepa pepa, ka maka katoa ki roto i tētahi peihana. Whai muri i te hurihuri haere, whiriwhiria he pepa i ia wā. Pānuihia te pātai kia nui te reo, kātahi ka whakautua. Me te pono, ko te tikanga. He rite ki ngā pātai pono , engari kaua e rerekē ngā momo wero mō ia pātai, engari he pumau tonu te wero i konei. Me inu kotahi te inu i tā rātou inu.

Kua tukuna mai he pātai ki a koe kāore koe e hiahia ki te whakautu? Kaua e manukanuka, kei konei tonu te otinga. Tangohia te karāhe, hurihia, ka inu! Kua tae ki te wā ki te whakamātau i te ngahau. Ki te kore he pepa pepa e tata ana ki a koe, kaua e oma ki te toa tuhituhi inaianei tonu. Me mahi takirua, me pātai noa ki a koe ētahi pātai mai i tēnei rārangi.

He pātai mō te pono aroha, mō te inu rānei. He pātai mō te pono ā-ira tangata, mō te inu rānei. He pātai mō te pono paru, mō te inu rānei. He pātai mō te pono matapōkere, mō te inu rānei. Whakahuatia noa iho, ā, kua whakarārangihia e au i konei māu. Kia pai te rārangi, inumia he waina, ka kitea tetahi i tetahi i runga i tētahi taumata hou!

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Ngā Pātai mō te Pono ā-Ira Tangata, mō te Inu rānei

E kī ana a Samantha, he kaihoahoa kakahu nō Boston, "I te mutunga o taku tāne i tana mahi tari i tētahi pō Rāhoroi, ā, i rapu ahau i te mana mamao. I tata māua ki te inu māmā, ki te mātaki i tētahi kiriata pakipūmeka, kātahi ka moe. I te taenga atu o ōku kanohi ki te pounamu waina i puritia e ia i runga i te moenga, ka huri whakarere taku whakaaro, ka pātai atu mēnā kei te hiahia ia ki te tākaro pono, ki te tākaro inu rānei. He mea ngahau, he mea whakahihiri, ā, kāore i moe i taua pō."

E noho ana a Celine me tana hoa tāne i tētahi whare noho i Niu Ioka, ā, ka kōrero ia i tana wheako me te kata nui, "Kua whakamātau ahau i ētahi pātai pono paru, pātai inu rānei me taku hoa, a Michael, ā, ki taku whakaaro he nui atu i te kata me te whero e whakaatuhia ana i ngā wāhi katoa. I āwhina i te whakapai ake i tō māua oranga moepuku, te mārama ake ki ō māua hiahia, te hono atu ki te taumata hohonu ake me te hoa , ā, ko ngā orgasm, āe, kua tino pai ake!"

Ki te mea kei te rapu huarahi koe ki te whakaoho i te hiahia me tō hoa, mā te pātai pono, pātai inu rānei, ka tino whai hua. Tukua kia tīmata te ngangau, ā, ka oati ahau ka ohorere koe i ngā whakautu. Anei ētahi pātai pono, pātai wero rānei hei whakaatu i ngā wawata me ngā wawata o tō hoa:

Mena ka taea e koe te whakamahi i tētahi hua i te wā o te takaro i mua i te oma, he aha tāu e whiriwhiri ai?
He aha ngā mea tino whakararuraru, me ngā mea tino whakapouri i a koe?
He aha tō moemoeā moepuku tino poke?
Āhea te wā whakamutunga i tukuna atu ai, i whiwhi rānei koe i tētahi pikitia whakarihariha?
Ka tangohia e koe ō kākahu mō tētahi i roto i tēnei rūma?
He aha te tūranga moe tāu e tino pai ana?
He aha te mea hou rawa atu i rapua e koe i runga i tētahi pae tukutuku pakiwaitara?
He pai ki a koe ngā kōrero kino?
Kua whakaharikoatia koe e tō hoa i a koe e pukumahi ana i te mahi?
Kua moe tahi koe i roto i te motuka i roto i te wā poto?
Ka tukua rānei e koe tō hoa rangatira kia whakahaere i a koe i runga i te moenga?
Ko tēhea te wāhi e tino pai ana ki a koe kia kihihia koe?
He aha te kupu tino paru rawa atu i kōrerotia e koe ki tētahi i runga i te moenga?
Ka rapu koe i tētahi hoa whai āwhina?
Whakarei ake i ngā mea me tō hoa mā te pātai atu ki a rātou i tēnei pātai: Whakaahuahia te wāhanga tino wera rawa atu kua mātakihia e koe i te pouaka whakaata.
Mena ka taea e koe te moe tahi me tētahi tangata rongonui, ko wai tāu e whiriwhiri ai?
Kua mau kē koe i tētahi wā e mirimiri ana i a koe anō?
Whakaahuahia te wā tuatahi i pā ai koe ki tētahi i raro i reira.
Kua pāngia koe e te aroha o tētahi o te ira kotahi?
He aha te wāhi tino rerekē rawa atu kua whai wāhi koe ki te whakahari i a koe anō?
He aha te mea tino pai ki a koe mo te takakau?
He aha ō whakaaro mō te moepuku ā-rōpū?
He pai ki a koe te moe ua?
Kua panui koe i nga korero pakiwaitara erotic?
He pai ake ki a koe te noho rangatira, te noho ngāwari rānei i runga i te moenga?
Whakaahuahia te moemoeā paru whakamutunga i pā ki a koe.
Kua whakamahia kētia e koe ētahi ingoa īngoa mō ngā wahi kino o tō hoa?
E hia ngā taonga takaro ira tangata kua whakamahia e koe ki tō hoa?
Kua moe koe i te neke atu i te kotahi te tangata i roto i te rā?
Kei te hiahia koe kia herea ō ringaringa i te wā e moe ai koe?
He aha te roa rawa kua haere koe me te kore moepuku?
He hiahia tōu ki te waewae?
Whakautua mai me te pono, kua takaro takirua koe, kua whakamātau rānei teití unicorn?
Ko tēhea tae o ngā kākahu e tino ātaahua ana ki a koe?
He aha te mea kāore e pā ana ki te ira tangata e tino ātaahua ana ki a koe?
Kua moe tahi koe i te pō kotahi?
Kua tukuna atu e koe he karere kuputuhi ki te tangata hē mā te tūpono?
E hia ngā wā i tino eke panuku ai koe?
Ka pai rānei koe ki te mātakitaki i tō hoa rangatira e whakaharikoahia ana e tētahi atu?
Ko tēhea maharatanga o ō tāua wā piripono ka tino whakahihiri i a koe?
He aha tētahi whakaari pakiwaitara e hiahia ana koe ki te whakamātau māua?
He pai ake ki a koe te whakamahi i tō arero, i ō maihao rānei ki tōku tinana?
He whakaaro mō te haere ki tētahi karapu moepuku?
He moepuku tāu? rārangi peere mutunga?
He aha te whakaaro tino whakarihariha rawa atu i a koe mōku?
Ko tēhea wāhanga o te tinana e tino pai ana koe ki te ngote?
Me he mea ka taea e koe te tuku mai i tētahi karere wera ki ahau inaianei tonu, he aha taua mea?
Me he mea ka herea ōku ringa me ōku waewae ki te moenga, he aha te mea tuatahi ka meatia e koe ki ahau?
He aha te ira tuku tino pai ki a koe?
Whakahuatia he wharekai e hiahia ana koe kia kai tāua i roto i te wharepaku a te wā ka haere tāua ki waho.
Me he meneti noa iho tāu hei whakaoho i ahau, he aha tāu e mahi ai?
He aha tāu e hiahia ana kia tuhituhi ki tōku tinana me te rīpene ngutu i ahau e taupokina ana?
Me ringihia e koe he ranu tiakarete ki runga i tōku tinana, ka mitimiti atu, ko tēhea wāhanga ka whiriwhiria e koe?
Ka whakaoho ake te reo hiamoe i a koe?
Mena ka taea e koe te tango i tētahi kākahu i tōku tinana i tēnei wā tonu, ko tēhea te mea ka whiriwhiria e koe?

Ngā Pātai Pono Aroha, Ngā Pātai Inu rānei

E kite ana koe, ka taea e ēnei pātai pono, inu rānei mā ngā pakeke te huri hei tino whakahihiri, hei tino tere. Engari ehara i te mea koinā anake. Ka taea hoki e koe te whakamahi i ēnei hei whakarei ake i te whanaungatanga piripono i roto i tō whanaungatanga. Ahakoa te pai o tō whakaaro e mōhio ana koe ki tō hoa, he wāhi tonu kei reira hei wetewete i ngā taha hou o tōna tuakiri. He aha e kore ai e uru atu ki tētahi kēmu inu whakahihiri a tētahi tokorua, kia kitea ai? He pai hoki ēnei pātai pono, inu rānei mā ngā tokorua hei tāpiri atu ki ō whakaaro mō te pō whakaipoipo , ki ngā tina rama, ki ngā wā whakaora hinengaro (ae, me peke koe i te wāhanga inu mō tēnei), ki ngā pō huritau rānei. Me whakarite noa e koe te wairua i mua i te ruku ki roto:

56. Mēnā he kiriata tā tāua pūrākau aroha, ko tēhea taitara kiriata rongonui ka hoatu e koe ki taua kiriata?
57. Whakaahuahia tō tātou whanaungatanga mā te whakamahi i ngā kupu āhua e toru.
58. He aha te wā kotahi i mōhio ai koe he mea tika kia noho tahi tāua?
59. Me i kore ahau e haere mai ki roto i tō ao, he aha tāu e mahi nei ināianei?
60. Kōrero mai ki ahau tōu rārangi tiki tino pōuri.
61. He aha te koha aroha tino pai mōu mō tō rā whānau?
62. Whakahuatia tētahi tangata o tō mahi ka whakaaro koe ki te whakaipoipo mēnā kāore anō koe kia tūtaki ki ahau.
63. Kua tinihangatia koe e tetahi, kua tinihangatia rānei koe e tetahi?
64. He aha ō maharatanga pai rawa atu mō te rā tuatahi?
65. Ko tēhea te kākahu tino pai ki a koe i roto i ngā wā katoa kua mau ahau ki ō tāua rā?
66. Mēnā me tuku karere koe ki tētahi o ō hoa o mua, ko wai tāu e whiriwhiri ai?
67. He aha te mea tino ātaahua ki a koe mō tā tāua whanaungatanga?
68. Ka whakaipoipo koe i tētahi tangata e rua te pakeke ake i a koe?
69. Kei hea koe e hiahia ana ki te homai i tētahi hīkī ki ahau?
70. He aha te koha aroha tino ātaahua i riro mai i a koe i tētahi?
71. He pai ki a koe te whakanui i te Rā o Valentine?
72. He aha te whaki aroha tino whakama i mahia e koe?
73. He aha te pūrākau aroha tino pai ki a koe i roto i ngā pukapuka, i ngā kiriata rānei?
74. He pai ki a koe ngā reta kua tuhia ā-ringa?
75. He aha tāu e whiriwhiri ai: he mirimiri mā te tokorua, he tina rama rānei?
76. Kei hea tātou e kite nei i roto i ngā tau e rima mai i nāianei?
77. He aha te mea tino mōrearea kua mahia e koe mō te aroha?
78. Kōrerotia mai te pūrākau o tō kihi tuatahi
79. He aha to te tuhinga mihi tino pai mō te pō?
80. He aha te koha aroha tino rerekē kua riro mai i a koe?
81. He aha ētahi mea e tino whakamarie ai koe i te taha o tō hoa rangatira?
82. Ringihia he mea ngaro mai i tō oranga whakaipoipo kāore anō kia kōrerotia e koe ki tētahi tangata
83. He aha te mea tino whakararuraru i roto i tētahi whanaungatanga mōu?
84. Ingoa 3 ngā haki matomato i roto i te whanaungatanga
85. Ki te tinihanga tō hoa i a koe, ka murua e koe ō hara, ka waiho rānei hei take e kore ai e pai te mahi tahi?
86. Kua puta kē te roimata i a koe i tētahi koha aroha?
87. Ki tō whakaaro, he aha te mea e kino ai te whanaungatanga?
88. He pai ake ki a koe te awhi, te kihi rānei mai i tō hoa aroha o te kura tuarua?
89. Nōnahea te wā whakamutunga i whakaaro ai koe ko tō kāinga tētahi tangata?
90. Ki tō whakaaro, he aha te mea e tino whakanuia ana i roto i tētahi whanaungatanga?
91. Āhea koe e tino pai ai ki te awhi?
92. He aha te mea tino whakarihariha ki a koe i roto i tētahi whanaungatanga?
93. He rā kua whakaritea paitia, he rā ohorere rānei?
94. He aha te rā tino pai rawa atu kua whakaritea e koe mō tō hoa aroha?
95. Nōnahea te wā whakamutunga i teka ai koe ki tō hoa, ā, he aha te teka?
96. Kua whakamahia e koe tētahi taupānga whakaipoipo?
97. He aha te rā tino kino rawa atu kua tae atu koe?
98. E whakaaro ana koe hononga tawhiti whakakori tinana?
99. Ka tangohia rānei e kōrua ko tō hoa he mōkai i tētahi wā?
100. Ka whakapono koe ki te aroha i to kitenga tuatahi?
101. Whakaahuahia tō whakaaro mō tētahi hararei aroha tino pai
102. Kōrero mai ki ahau tētahi mea i mataku tonu koe ki te whakapuaki
103. Kōwhiria he wāhi hei rā: whare taonga, whare pukapuka, kōnohete, pāka kuri rānei.
104. Kua kanikani tahi tō hoa i a koe?
105. E whakapono ana koe ki te ariā o ngā hoa wairua?
106. He aha te wā tika ki te tono marena ki tētahi?
107. He aha te whakaaro pai rawa atu mō tētahi rā tawhito?
108. Ka whai koe i tētahi whanaungatanga tuwhera?
109. He aha te mea ahurei o tō tāua whanaungatanga e tino motuhake ai?
110. He aha tō reo aroha?

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Ehara i te mea ko ngā pātai katoa mō te wero me te inu he mea e pā ana ki te whakatau mēnā he āpōpō tō kōrua, te mōhio pai ake ki tō hoa, te whakapai ake rānei i te whanaungatanga. I ētahi wā, ka hiahia pea koe ki te whakangā me te ngahau. Koinei te wāhi e whai hua ai ngā pātai pono me te wero tawhito. Mā tēnei huinga pātai pono, inu rānei ka taea te whakaora i ngā ahiahi tino noa me te hoha:

111. Kua tahaetia e koe tetahi mea i roto i te toa hokohoko?

112. Kua kanikani koe i te ua?

113. He aha te kōrero tino rerekē kua horahia e tetahi mōu?

114. Me i taea e au te whakatutuki i tētahi o ō hiahia i tēnei wā tonu, he aha tāu e tono ai?

115. He aha te huinga kai rerekē tino pai ki a koe?

116. Whakahuatia tētahi pukapuka kua huri i tō ao.

117. Ki tō whakaaro, ina moemoeā koe mō tētahi , kei te whakaaro anō hoki rātou ki a koe?

118. Ka whakaipoipo anō koe i tētahi o ō hoa o mua mēnā ka whai wā koe?

119. He aha te mea tino whakarihariha ki a koe?

120. Kua pāngia koe e tētahi wheako tipua?

121. He aha ōu tino hiahia e toru?

122. Ki te haere ahau ki tō whare, he aha te mea tino rerekē ka kitea e au?

123. Ki te mōhio koe he wiki noa iho tō oranga, ko wai te tangata tuatahi ka awhi koe?

124. Ko wai te tangata whakamutunga i whaiwhai koe i runga i te Instagram?

125. Whakahuatia ngā wāhi e rua ka tino tāpirihia e koe ki tō rārangi haerenga

126. He aha te rā tino kino rawa atu kua tae atu koe?

127. Mēnā me tae ō makawe, ko tēhea tae ka whiriwhiria e koe?

128. He aha te mea tino whakama ki a koe i a koe e maumahara ana ki te inu waipiro?

129. He aha te karere whakapā tino katakata kua riro mai i a koe?

130. Mēnā ka taea e koe te whakarerekē i tētahi mea mō tō tamarikitanga, he aha taua mea?

131. Ki te mea kei te ngana koe ki te whakaoho i te ngoikore i roto i tētahi whanaungatanga , pātaihia tēnei pātai: He aha te mea tino whakamāharahara ki a koe?

132. Ringihia he mea ngaro whakamataku kāore e tika kia kōrerotia e koe ki tetahi

133. He aha nga tohutohu pai kua riro ia koe?

134. Mēnā he kurī, he ngeru rānei tāu, he aha tāu ingoa mō rāua?

135. He aha te mahi tinihanga nui rawa atu i mahia e koe ki tētahi?

136. Ko wai te tangata whakamutunga i ngaro nui i a koe?

137. Kua pa ki a koe tetahi wheako tata-mate?

138. Ki tō whakaaro kei te ora tonu ngā tāngata whenua kē?

139. He aha te whakapono kuware e whakaponohia ana e koe?

140. He aha te mea tino reka rawa atu i kōrerotia e tetahi ki a koe?

141. Kōrerotia mai tō kōrero tino rerekē mō te moe tahi i te pō kotahi.

142. Whakahuatia te ingoa o tētahi hoa e arohaina nuitia ana e koe.

143. E whakapono ana koe ki te hototahitanga o ngā tohu zodiac?

144. He aha te mea ngaro nui rawa atu i huna e koe i ō mātua?

145. Nōnahea te wā whakamutunga i pakaru ai koe i te aroaro o te marea?

146. E hiahia ana koe ki te tomo ki tētahi whare wairua?

147. He aha te wehi koretake kei a koe?

148. He aha te whakaaro hē nui rawa atu kua pā ki a koe e te iwi?

149. Mēnā ka taea e koe te pātai atu ki tētahi tohunga matakite i ngā pātai e rua, he aha ngā pātai e rua?

150. He aha te mea iti te utu e tino hari ai koe?

Mā wai e mōhio, mā tēnei kēmu pono, mā te inu rānei, ka ārahi pea tō hoa pai ki te tono marena ki a koe. Mā ēnei pātai rānei ka puta te pai o tō whanaungatanga, ka manaakitia hoki ki ngā rā kanapa kei mua. Whakamātauria ēnei me tō hoa aroha i tēnei rā, ka kōrerotia te pono, ka inu waina rānei – ahakoa pēhea, he haerenga ngahau. Whakamahia te wā pai!

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Ehara tō takoha i te koha aroha . Mā tēnei ka taea e Bonobology te kawe tonu mai i ngā mōhiotanga hou me ngā mōhiotanga hou ki a koe i roto i tā mātou whainga ki te āwhina i te tangata o te ao ki te ako me pēhea te mahi i tetahi mea.