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Headache, and other reasons why women say no in bed

A list adapted from Arjun Chabba's 101 Reasons (that women use) for refusal in bed
Man Sleeping but Woman Not

01. Headache – the most common one.

Lady with a headache
Headache is the main excuse for a lady refraining from sex Image credit

02. It’s that time of the month.

Menstrual Pain
Periods are one of the main reasons Image credit

03. I’m too sleepy. I’ve had a very long day. I need to get up early.

Couples sleeping separately
Lack of sleep is a major factor Image credit

04. I’m just not in a mood right now.

Moods are really important
Mood swings are common and matter a lot Image credit

05. Can’t we just hold hands?

couple holding hands
Sometimes holding hands just feels right Image credit

06. My mom is not well and all that you can think of is this?

wife shouting
‘how can you even think about this?’ Image Source

07. Why does your mom have to be so bitchy?

Why is your mom so bitchy
Mother In Laws are a major obstacle Image credit

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08. I think I heard our son cry. He has to sleep between us – he’ll feel more secure. Can’t you see how scared he is?

Children come in between
Having a baby is a big commitment Image credit

09. Who was that girl you were talking to? Go to her only!

Texting other girls
Giving attention to other girls Image credit

10. Don’t you dare touch me! But what did I do? Don’t ask me – ask yourself!

Mood swings
Unpredictable mood swings Image credit

11. Tomorrow – promise!

Tomorrow! Promise
Delaying it everyday Image credit

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12. You never want to talk to me – all you are interested in is this!

Talking is healthy too
Sometimes talking helps Image credit

 

 

 

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