“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight,” they said. Anyone who has been in a long-term relationship or is in one currently knows that few couples succeed in practicing this sound advice. This is especially true when it comes to stupid things couples fight about. Some of the relationship arguments and fights are so dumb that they’re catastrophically silly.
We all have been there and regretted later wasting our energy on these meaningless fights instead of reserving it for better sex. But in the heat of the moment, that trivial matter at hand seems like the be-all and end-all of our lives. And so couples get sucked into some crazy stupid fights as if their lives depend on it.
Trust Twitter to turn these stupid things to argue about into gold of hilarity. If you’re guilty of getting into hilarious arguments with your significant other, we bet you’re going to have a prolonged ‘relatable much’ moment with this lowdown on 10 things we fight about for no rhyme or reason.
10 Hilarious Tweets On Stupid Things Couples Fight About
Recently, people began sharing their stories to drive home the point of funny things couples fight about and a trend took shape on Twitter. In no time, the hashtag #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout was trending, and it seems as if anyone who’s ever been in a relationship had their two cents to offer about funny arguments couples get into every now and again.
From the most common fights over choosing the ‘better’ side of the bed to change the toilet paper rolls, these everyday couple conflicts perfectly describe how the stupid arguments are part and parcel of every ‘couple life’, everywhere in the world.
We couldn’t stop laughing at this honest lowdown on stupid things couples fight about. To spread the joy and laughter, we’ve handpicked these 10 most hilarious tweets about crazy stupid fights.
Scroll down to pick your favourite:
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1. The empty toilet paper roll
In every relationship, there is one partner who believes that the toilet paper magically reincarnates itself. The other is forever stuck with the task of replenishing supplies. No wonder, it turns into one of the things couples fight about incessantly.
It’s only 5% cute and 299% annoying. Strike that. It’s 0% cute and 500% annoying. In fact, snoring is one of the leading causes of sleep divorce between couples. If you’re at the receiving end of the snoring, you know how real the temptation of smothering your partner with a pillow can be in those frustrating sleepless moments. Sure enough, the next morning, crazy stupid fights ensue.
3. The battle of toilet seat
From Mrs Funnyones to all of us, the struggle of finding the toilet seat flap where you want it to be is too real in every relationship. Of course, the constant bickering soon turns into funny things couples fight about.
4. The trash war
Are you even in a relationship if you haven’t had funny arguments about who’s turn it is to take the trash out and whether the person did their job the “right” way. In those moments though, those arguments don’t feel funny or silly. It’s WAR, an all-out war.
Why the person who takes the garbage out can’t put a bag back in can.
— Bamafide70 (@bamalovetc14) January 21, 2018
5. Do I look fat?
Honestly, there are no right answers to this question. You can’t win this battle. Ever! If your partner has asked you this, be prepared for a spell of bickering and arguments. This is undoubtedly one of the 10 things we fight about with our significant others over and over again, and the outcome never changes.
6. Serial cheating
No, this has got nothing to do with being in a relationship with a serial cheater. We’re talking about the betrayal when your partner sneakily watches a TV show or web series. without. It’s treason that cannot be forgiven. When they’re caught, hilarious arguments are bound to follow.
Definitely when they cheat on you by watching tv shows without you.
— unicorns donuts (@UnicornsDonuts) January 21, 2018
7. The preferred side of the bed
“Move! That’s my side!” “No, I got here first. It’s my side.” This is one of the funny things couples fight about incessantly, and the issue never gets resolved.
Which side of the bed to sleep on #StupidThingsCouplesFightAbout
— Eric Siegler (@LVGambler123) January 21, 2018
8. The room temperature
The couple whose body temperature, and hence their requirements for the right room temperature, matches does not exist. And hence, the fights about what temperature to set the heat or air conditioner never end.
I am ALWAYS cold.
He is ALWAYS hot.
— A m a n d a (@Mrs_Shand) January 21, 2018
9. Turning off the light
The arguments about who’d get out of the cozy covers to turn off the lights are surely one of the stupid things couples fight about. The struggle is real, people, we understand. But do you realize it’s an argument you can put to rest forever by turning the lights off before getting into bed.
If one says east, the other MUST go west. That’s just how couples operate, and of course, then fight about it. The blame-shifting over getting lost in the middle of nowhere never gets old or tiresome.
Which one do you think is the most hilarious one? We can’t wait to know!