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10 top lies that men tell their women all the time

Team Bonobology October 6, 2020
Team Bonobology October 6, 2020
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Table of Contents

  • When men say one thing and mean something else
    • 1. My boss wants me to work on Friday nights!
    • 2. That woman keeps calling me. I am not giving her any lift!
    • 3. She is just a friend. I don’t feel anything for her at all.
    • 4. My battery died. I couldn’t call you.
    • 5. “It was not heavy at all. I can lift two of these.” (I think I just pulled a muscle.)
    • 6. You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.
    • 7. I wasn’t checking her out, I promise!
    • 8. Just one beer, promise!
    • 9. Yes, darling, everything is under control.
    • 10. Relax! I know where I am going.

When men say one thing and mean something else

Lies, damn lies and statistics, goes the aphorism. We believe we’ve got at least two of those covered in this informal survey we conducted among our readers.

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The lies that men tell their women:

1. My boss wants me to work on Friday nights!

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2. That woman keeps calling me. I am not giving her any lift!

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3. She is just a friend. I don’t feel anything for her at all.

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4. My battery died. I couldn’t call you.

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5. “It was not heavy at all. I can lift two of these.” (I think I just pulled a muscle.)

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6. You are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen.

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7. I wasn’t checking her out, I promise!

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8. Just one beer, promise!

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9. Yes, darling, everything is under control.

10. Relax! I know where I am going.

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pooja priyamvada December 2, 2017 - 3:01 pm

You are the only girl I chat with ????

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