10 amazing excuses wives make for not having sex

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Sometimes you are in the mood for a sexy romp, but your wife most definitely isn’t. And she can come up with all sorts of excuses why she can’t have sex at the time that you’re keen on it. We’ve gathered a list of some of them:

1. The kids are still up and will hear us in the next room


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2. I just made the bed

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3. Aaj Shani ka dosh hai

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4. The dog is staring at me

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5. I think I have a cold coming, I may infect you…

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6. I am fasting so no jhutha

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7. I ate too much, feeling a bit gassy

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8. I can’t have sex when your mother is visiting. It kills the mood

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9. It’s not your birthday!

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10. Didn’t we have it just last week?

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Any of these sound familiar? Do you have some of your own to share? Do tell us in the Comments below.

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