Hilarious things their boyfriends did when they were drunk
It is not always the female in the relationship who gets drunk. Sometimes, boyfriends lose their shit too with way too many shots and whiskey. Unwarranted confessions of “Yaar, tu mera bhai hain, bhai” to “Jaa mar jaa saale”, to breaking into impromptu dance movies, all’s acceptable. The lightweights usually break down crying and it is up to their girlfriends to carry their man home this time. As emasculating as this might sound, it is completely normal to let go off that masculine shit-storm and be emotionally vulnerable.
Apart from doing the usual every-freaking-Friday kind of thing after two pegs of vodka mixed with five shots of tequila, there are times when appropriate form of behaviour is stretched way, way beyond. The inner child comes forth and nothing seems too wild to be executed. Chances are it was meant to be a serious thing when they did it, but the execution took the seriousness out of it. What’s left behind is a huge mass of blurry memories and chunks of “What the hell did I do that for?”
Here are tales told by women of all the things their boyfriends did when they were drunk.
1. My boyfriend was quick on his feet
Like literally – “My boyfriend and I were coming back at 3 in the morning. We got pulled over at the end of Park Street. He was drunk and so if they figured it out (which they did) that we were drunk driving, it would mean a trip to a Kolkata jail. So after pulling over, he left the steering wheel, jumped to the back seat and told me to drive. Mind you, the car was still moving. When the policeman came, it was me who was driving while my boyfriend pretended to sleep in the back seat. They let us go with a fine.”
2. When you talk to your mother instead of the girlfriend
“We were at a party and got into this massive fight because both of us were drunk. I was sitting in the verandah and he was at the other corner of the house with his friends. After thirty minutes he had called me up and apologised for fighting with me. (The story narrated by my friends). But I did not get any call from him. Turns out, he drunk dialled his mother and talked to her thinking it was me. I cannot imagine the sort of things he must have told her.”
3. The “I-could-eat-chicken” moment
“My boyfriend had chicken wings because his friends laid a bet. He is a vegetarian.”
4. Wait for you at your door if that’s what’s needed to be done
“My boyfriend and I had a fight. That night he got super drunk and kept calling me. I did not answer. Turns out he was sitting at my door and calling me to ask me to open the door and wanted to make things okay. He passed out and I discovered him next morning. He was so drunk he could not even remember whether he rang the doorbell. He spent the whole night outside my door. I think that’s cute but also funny.”
5. Rave on and on to complete strangers
“We were at this pub at New Year’s. Before midnight, my boyfriend disappears and we could not find him anywhere. After the countdown was over, we find him sitting and chatting about New Year’s resolutions with complete strangers. When I walked up to him he points at me and says “This is the love of my life I have been raving about.” The strangers were good people and told me how adorably he has been going on about me to them.”
6. Boyfriend who left me stranded
“While my boyfriend and I were posted in Chennai, we used to visit Pondicherry almost every weekend. On one such visit, after getting super drunk, he got pissed at the loud music, left the bar, went to Rock Beach and slept on a bench. The cleaning people had to ask him to get up. As drunk as he is, he calls an Uber, tells him to take him to his place in Chennai (which is 3 hours away). He passed out in the cab and the trip cost him 3k. All this happened in the few minutes I was in the bathroom. It was a funny incident now but then I freaked out.”
7. Inquisitive about the female body
“My ex-boyfriend never really drank anything apart from beer. But once, he got drunk after two pegs of vodka. It was his birthday and I found him in my lingerie, stuffing the bra with crumpled up newspaper. His excuse: He wanted to see if women could look at their toes while standing straight.”
So whatever goes on in their heads when drunk is up for speculation!