We overrate permanency in relationships. Sometimes a lover is just supposed to be that, a lover! And when that too runs its course they have to be said goodbye to! We may feel relief, pain, or simply a soft feeling of having had a good meal. However intense and all-consuming a lover may seem in the throes of passion, once the tide wanes and the two have found an exit, they are keen to clean the debris and rather hurriedly. Collected below are some reasons that turned out to be the last straw because of which the affair crumbled. In some cases, they were as flaky as the straw, literally!
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Reasons Why These Extra Marital Affairs Crumbled
People talk about reasons for starting an affair but very few talk about why the affair ended. Here are some people who give us some of the weirdest, hilarious and even unbelievable reasons for ending their affair.
1. Bikini wax
He liked me bikini-waxed. After some time the pain was not worth the pleasure! Rationale- Hubby and I are comfortable with each other’s harvest!
2. The hotel room bill
Every time he took his wallet to pay for the room, I knew it was a considerable part of his monthly pay. He smiled at check-out too but I could see through the heroic effort.
Rationale – Yes for a while his hundreds were even more valuable than my husband’s lakhs, but then how long can Old Monk compete against Ron Zacapa!
3. The orgasm
He said, ‘now, you are coming’! Mister you would need to use a lot more weapons in your armoury and a lot more control over your only prized one for me to orgasm. Rationale – I thought if I do not fake with hubby why with him?
4. Never understood family time
He was single and too needy, despite repeated requests to understand the sanctity of ‘weekends’ in a marriage he would text or call at 8 P.M. dinner time just because ‘he missed me too much’! Rationale – Only, if you are walking on egg shells will you understand what the other goes through as the phone beeps at that family hours! Besides the stress was giving me early wrinkles too.
5. The dilemma
The last time passion swept us he almost had a heart attack. Rationale – The dilemma of sticking and calling for help and risk getting exposed as against letting him die was too stressful! Better not to put oneself I that catch-22 situation again. This would have been a pure lose-lose!
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6. The dildo is better
He said let’s check into a room for the night. I agreed thinking of candles and rose-petals strewed on the bed. He called and said it’s a decent room in a hotel, big and airy but it has an Indian toilet. And then he asked, ‘Can we go Dutch?’
Rationale- I thought of the Indian toilet sitting on my haunches, and then opted for changing batteries of my dildo.
7. The nudes exchange
I liked how he took care of me in parties, made sure my glass was never empty and sang in the sweetest voice. And then we started sexting and exchanging pictures. Once he sent me a picture of him nude and in that he was half-mast! Rationale – WTF!
8. The bisexual
We had the fun flirting game going, back and forth, I complimented her on her hair and she looked at me when a certain line played from a song. And then I realized she was buttering me up for my wife! How could I not tell she was into woman? Rationale- Later I got to know she was bi! Still felt taken advantage of!
9. Not the husband, please
The lady was so besotted with the sexual experiences that she wanted to involve her ‘open minded’ husband in it – as an observer! Rationale – It’s NOT okay, to meet the husband of your lover, regardless of how much ever large and open hearted he is! What if he was into men?
10. The mother of the girl
We had a great thing going, till the mother of the girl got involved. Literally. She threatened disclosure to my wife, unless – she was also kept ‘happy’!
Rationale – It was physically too exhausting, not to mention the mental stress of performance under duress!
And so willy-nilly they were back to their partners!